Jake Alessi

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

@primo_data https://t.co/GLmGcYpmLX

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The Los Angeles Lakers are promoting South Bay coach Zach Guthrie to a Lakers assistant coach and head of player development on JJ Redick's staff, sources tell ESPN. Guthrie guided South Bay to the G League's best record last season.

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

I wonder if MTF transgender people lick receipts to lower their t levels

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

@gavinweiland Sure

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Looking for my wallet in common places like it’s a shield part in black ops 3

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

@gavinweiland Make NY 18+

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Do they make smut for dudes

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When they release the Epstein files I hope Willem Dafoe and daymond from shark tank were visiting Epsteins island

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Think I might steal some valor tm

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Need paraboot avoriaz so bad

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They prob have jfk’s consciousness loaded up on the computer like Dr Zola in captain america

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

@gavinweiland are you gonna drop on Friday

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Severance but my innie just makes the bed

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[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

I reached the Grandmaster Baiter rank (76) in Jerkmate Ranked - The Game 🏆 Dare to beat me? https://t.co/f7ws3nklcx #JerkmateRanked

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I study the roulette number history like it’s one of those find the next number in the sequence questions they have on IQ tests

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

Didn’t get the Cleveland sprayground I asked for for my birthday☹️

[Jake Alessi @JakeAlessi3]

So hungry my stomach growling like a sculk sensor

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