Jake

up the Beeches

[RK☄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @mygoatiswashed]

2am - Haiti vs Scotland

5am - Australia vs Turkey

6pm - Germany vs Curacao

9pm - Netherlands vs Japan

[WhoRemembersPod @whorememberspod]

As mentioned on the podcast — the funniest commentary moment of all time.

Mark Saggers, TalkSport, 2010.

[Stef @avfc_stef]

Increasing 30,000 season tickets by ~£50 nets the club an additional £1.5m

The excuse used is to “support ongoing investment in the playing squad”

Achieving UCL and winning Europa will earn villa ~£85m

Harvey Elliott’s wages for the duration of his loan cost ~£3.4m

Jadon Sancho’s wages for the duration of his loan cost ~£7.2m

Abraham and Alysson signings cost £30m+ in fees alone only to barely play

Aston Villa spent £38.4m on agent fees between Feb 2025 and Feb 2026

Price hikes exist to help the commercial teams achieve arbitrary year-on-year internal target increases rather than having any material impact on “supporting ongoing investment in the playing squad”.

If it had a meaningful impact - why is our manager dealing with the same core of a squad he took over 4 years ago despite hikes every year?

You don’t NEED to increase ticket prices. You WANT to.

Stop meaninglessly punishing match-going fans and get your act together commercially. And stop lying to us about why.

Pocket pinching loyal fans WILL NOT help Aston Villa compete.

#AVFC

[Jake @JakeAlex_]

Guarantee every Villa fan was still worried up until the 1 added on came up on the board😂 special, special night

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

Might be strange to say, but I actually think winning it by a one goal margin, hanging on in added time like #THFC did is actually a better moment. 🤷‍♂️

Villa fans and players knew they had won for half an hour before the final whistle, which showed at FT, whilst Spurs players all collapsed to the ground and tears flooding.

That moment when Casemiro’s overhead kick went wide will live with me forever and I personally think is a better single moment than winning 3-0…

[Ezri Konsa @EzriKonsa]

Believe, Villans.

Before the Final, I wanted to take in the moment to share a few words with you all 💜

https://t.co/axZBb34j4J

[dbola @db0Ia]

one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

LinkedIn Park

[Jake @JakeAlex_]

@Lukeyboiiiiiii 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jake @JakeAlex_]

Palmer steps on Woltemade’s foot and you’re moaning it should be a penalty😂😂😂

[JnR @CFCJnR]

Every other team that isn't called Chelsea in the Premier League is given a penalty here.

It's been happening every week, PGMOL and referees have a clear agenda against us.

This is not normal, needs investigating.

[Callum🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CaliJ98]

If Denise Coates put a Super Boost on me to wake up tomorrow I’d text my family I love them

[Alfie @alfie_t8]

Away fans going to Bradford for the rest of the season

[Jake @JakeAlex_]

The ‘but we’re playing in Europa League argument’ only works for 6 fixtures played so far. Newcastle, Palace (originally would have been Friday until they needed to play a qualifier), Arsenal, United, Forest, Everton all moved for TV. Not to mention games after Leeds last season

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

When Aston Villa play Leeds this weekend, it will be 367 days since the last time Villa have played at home in the competition at 15:00 on a Saturday 📅

#AVFC

[Ryan @Ryan_AVFCC]

If it comes down to city simply having to win against us to win the league, I’ll go in goal

[☔️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (🏆) @12_AVFC]

luiz to onana when they meet at BMH

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Fantastic

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Microsoft Teams be like

[Jake @JakeAlex_]

The disgrace was taking so long to determine Haaland was in an offside position, when he clearly is. Another example of the officials using VAR being completely inept

[george @StokeyyG2]

Offside or not?

What we thinking?

[mikey @mikey_747]

New Avril Lavigne tune sounds a bit shit

[Nozza_ @Nozza_]

Working the Friday between New Year’s Day and the first weekend of 2026