Jake and Amir Quotes

Tweet at me, bitches! You know a player when you see one.

[amir @blumenfeld]

TOP TEN PARTIES TO ENJOY!

[Willows of Macedon @VoteWillows]

@HowThingsWork_ I'm not talking about a cubic watermelon I'm talking about a cube of watermelon, do you know how unnatural that is?? OH OH YOURE WRONG
@JakeAndAmirQs @JandA_nocontext

[Alexander @Cannonbreed]

My review for Oppenheimer

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@VoteWillows @depthsofwiki @blumenfeld @JandA_nocontext O-o-you’re wrong! O-o-you’re wrong!

[amir @blumenfeld]

@guymrdth @JakeHurwitz if this script gets 1,000 retweets we'll shoot the fucker.

[guy @guymrdth]

jake and amir - barbie

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

"I have July 13!"

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

Happy Fourth!

[Jake and Amir Quotes @JakeAndAmirQs]

@RichEllefritz @blueflunew @InternetH0F

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

All this on Patreon + Amir's speech at Jake's wedding.

[Jake and Amir Quotes @JakeAndAmirQs]

No arm warmer. No tank. A lack of zero compression pants.

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You also seem incapable of going with the flow of a conversation. You have like some sort of agenda, you're going to make your point no matter what I contribute.

[Willows of Macedon @VoteWillows]

@3YearLetterman Climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower and start slapping French women until their mustaches fall off - and you can delete it because I've already done it. @JakeAndAmirQs

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

TOP TEN FISH TO READ... BY AMIR VALERIE... TUNA!

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@VoteWillows @NickAdamsinUSA Nothing. It’s bad.

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

Shit is getting controversial on r/jakeandamir

[Jake and Amir No Context @jandanocontext]

The problem is this is an Autumn picture. When December rolls around I'm gonna need a winter photo.

[Jake and Amir @jakeandamir]

Things are getting real on r/jakeandamir...