Jake D. Aupperle

Writer... kinda.

Old World – Cinephile – Proto Humans

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I saw an opening for an Executive Assistant job labeled as entry level.
A requirement was at least 10 years experience in the role or relevant position.
What a joke.

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@HBO 's Hacks was an amazing show

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Nearly all of my shows have either ended or in-between seasons.
I feel lost.

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@TheDemocrats @StephenM That ratio though

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Howard Lutnick:
"My favorite number: 18... Million."

Why do you have to make it weird?

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Did you 420 at 420 on 420?

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I don't know who this Clavicular is, but I think he should start doing some brainmaxxxing.

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Why are we still doing this?
#DaylightSavingsTime

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Catherine O'Hara...
The holidays will never be the same.

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These millionaires are becoming billionaires and I'm over here trying to figure out if I can afford the guacamole in my burrito.

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Mr. Rob Reiner, thank you for the laughs, stories and adventures. The industry will not be the same.

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Holy hot damn, Dodgers did it.

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I can't believe Peacemaker ends like that...

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What powers do you get from radioactive shrimp?

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Making friends in you're teens and twenties is easy.
Making friends in your thirties is hard mode.

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Felt nerdy, might delete later...
@ThatKevinSmith

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I just saw Eddington.
Damn, that flew off the rails.
That was a wild ride.
@A24

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Sundays are my Mondays...

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Happy Half-Christmas!

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It is absolutely absurd when people have speakerphone conversations at the grocery store.
Don't be mad if I give my input on your dinner plans.