Jake

“Then bozo walks up with a whiskey sour“ - Jack

[Uncle Daddy Wee-Yum @MrGee54]

Me telling the story to my kids on how i approached their mother in the club back in '08.

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me: What you gotta buy from Target?

Her: Target will tell me when I get there

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

The Chicago Cubs put together a drone tour of Wrigley Field, and it’s guaranteed to be the most incredible thing you watch today 🤯

[CNN @CNN]

Coolio, ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ rapper, dead at 59 https://t.co/D02q2p4xJG

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

People In their 20s dont want to work. well thats because Im supposed to be fighting a war right now. My biological clock is going insane. I should be in a field somewhere in Europe killing a German teenager with a rock. So sorry if Im not pumped about getting good at excel

[Jake @JakeBarcelona]

Imagine being taken out by a hurricane named Ian 🥴that’s the same mf who broke his leg in gym class

[Monyett Crump @Crumpitize_Me]

all the unnecessary drama starting to make sense cause you never really know what stories people are making up about you when you not around.

especially if there’s no one else in the room willing to give another perspective or defend your character

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

girl are you a microwave cuz mmmmmmmmmmmm

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Describe this episode in emojis only

[P @Trill_Philly]

God got a better plan, be patient

[Jake @JakeBarcelona]

@BarnesandKOBEL Denis

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you’re crying over a man who uses the words “poisonous snake,” sweetheart you can do better.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

Does anyone still work?

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

can we get a hoopla

[Max Grossman @GrossmanMax]

THE TITLE SONG IS A BALLAD BUT JUST AS SHE’S ABOUT TO LEAVE HARVARD & GIVE UP, THE SHOW’S ACT 1 ANTAGONIST STANDS BEHIND ELLE & THE TITLE SONG IS NOT REPRISED BUT REMIXED & THERE’S THIS AMAZING IRISH JIG DANCE BREAK IN IT & THEN THE PRESIDENT OF EQUITY BELTS AN A5 AT THE END

[Bobbi Benegas @BiggHair]

LIBRARIES ARE ONE OF ONLY TRULY FREE RESOURCES AVAILABLE FOR PEOPLE. ITS ALSO A SAFE SPACE FOR ABSOLUTELY ANYONE. WHEN YOU HAVE A QUESTION 10/10 TIMES A LIBRARIAN IS GUNNA HAVE THE ANSWER OR IS GUNNA HELP YOU FIND IT

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[M ᥫ᭡ @MARJIANA29]

My favorite video on the internet rn

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[telling a joke to a classroom] what does a cowboy cat say?
kindergartener: kitty up
[about to say meowdy] meo- what the fuck did you just say