Jake “Master” Bates

BGSU Intramural Coach I Liquid Death Destroyer I 5th Grade Geography Bee Champion I Wiffle Ball Gold Glover

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what is the male equivalent to flowers?
my take: golf balls

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#rebrand

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The Warriors first round draft pick CANNOT spell his name btw for those wondering #stupid

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scariest moment of any persons life is that moment when you don’t know if it’s a fart or a shit

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#gradpartyszn

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can’t stop #farting : internship edition

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do you think the Mexican players are hoping the ref pulls out a green card?

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made a comment about the cart girl to my gfs dad

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Knicks attendance got so many celebrities you’d think it’s the Epstein files

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how burners with less than 120 followers be tweeting

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@toematerg where is it located? can’t seem to find it.

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this girl in front of me is suffering from a major #rackattack

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internship setup dox #LANK

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Is your girl crying about another man something that should concern me?

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dinner with gfs family and my #farts are getting more rancid by the second

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can you take a shit without also taking a piss? #QOTD

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Is the pink starburst the most unanimous GOAT selection of all time? #thinkboutit

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@Jackbrown1929 face dox from CBB

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just gave me Mr. Jimmy John zero safe word with my sub, I’m now on the toilet for the last 20 minutes #neverforget

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how do you politely tell your girlfriend she needs a mint?