Blake Jarvis

Straight edge.

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Hey guys! Trying out this new thing where I copy and paste bad viral tweets and act like I came up with them. Seems to work well for most people!

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@WriterDuet thank you!

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@WriterDuet yall got a night mode function?

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@CatanUniverse how can i still not place a piece on the first move

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@Caleb_Callahan @Xfinity isn't it a little early to be drinking?

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@CatanUniverse this game is still unplayable :( catan universe is dead :(

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@SarahTeaRex_ love you sarah!

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30 minute AMA starts now! Ask away!

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this was incredible guys thank you to the hundreds of people who joined in!

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30 minute AMA starts now! Ask away!

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@glitchyqi dawg i was just doing infinite forge. It's so hard to figure out!

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@CatanUniverse won't go away:(

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@kbhowareya is KB CIA?

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normalize men's wedding rings looking like women's!!!

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if it aint at Target, the art's not worth buying, sweetie...

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(he was high and doesn't remember it)

[Variety @Variety]

Brad Pitt Explains Why He Wore a Skirt on the ‘Bullet Train’ Carpet: ‘We’re All Going to Die, So Let’s Mess It Up’ https://t.co/Pi1PRPuVHP

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@Caleb_Callahan dislike

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you guys are too funny on here :)

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@SarahTeaRex_ i love u sarah!

[Variety @Variety]

“He was actually quite rude. He farted in my face. Now, I fart, of course, I do — but I don’t fart in people’s faces. He did it deliberately, right in my face.”

https://t.co/6q77uvdI0b

[Variety @Variety]

Schwarzenegger allegedly farted on Margolyes’ face in between filming takes. Margolyes said Schwarzenegger “deliberately” did it and she still hasn’t forgiven him.

https://t.co/6q77uvdI0b

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@alecbushman Is that one on the Heinz Ketchup app or separate?

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Not every business needs a smart phone app!

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