Jake Blume

These thoughts and opinions are my own, and not those of my employer.

[Jake Blume @JakeBlume]

@GetSpectrum how much lower would my bill be if you stopped sending this crap?? I DONT WANT CABLE AND I WILL NEVER BUY IT!

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Thank you @timewarnercable or @GetSpectrum? I will not be waiting an hour to return your overpriced equipment.

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Win a Handmade Backpack https://t.co/lYIayv6C9W via @trakkebasecamp

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Salesforce Admin App Webinar! https://t.co/gvlf479H9I #AwesomeAdmin

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Fast Car is a super depressing song.

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@KingsofVapor thanks for absolutely horrible customer service from your Kent location. Never going back.

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@ChipotleTweets Excellent customer service from the team at the North Canton, OH location!!

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@CRMfusioninc now that you are back from DF, maybe you can help me with my subscription status?

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Boss walks in and says, "Hey guys, I enjoyed so much not talking to any of you yesterday, that I am going to do it again today." #gold

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Every employer should use @SmartRecruiters. Hands down, the best online job application. https://t.co/DKpgmpJ85X

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And she's watching him with those eyes...and she's lovin him with that body I just know it.

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@alincolnstone what's up dude!

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He's a headed west from the Cumberland gap to Johnson City...Tennessee

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Hello Tennessee

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So glad to be done driving through District 12

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Boys only want love if it's torture.

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I've learned that money can't buy happiness but I've decided to do all my crying in a Corvette...

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Bluejean baby. LA lady. Seamstress for the band.

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Pass me that colt 45. I'm partying til my fuckin throat sore and dry.