Jake Bonifield

DePauw/UIC grad, lawyer, Democrat, Apple partisan. Tweets come from me, not my handlers.

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@wthr could not look more amateur tonight. First, you have enough time—memorize your simplistic bullet points. Secondly, it’s “Democratic” not “Democrat” when used as an adjective. Finally, Ralphael Warnock is running against Herschel Walker. “Ralph Walker” is not…anyone.#cringe

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Swiping the pen from the carry-out breakfast place so you can sign the just purchased Mother’s Day card with toddler and fresh flowers in-arm. Peak Dad? You decide. #HappyMothersDay #planahead

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Wentz. Takes. Too long. In the pocket.
#onrepeat

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Sneaked my 7 month old away for an ice-cream-retrieval-disguised-as-a-stroller-walk excision whereupon we found Burt Lancaster’s doppelgänger haggling with workers re the price of a scoop. Will never understand what about being old makes everything seem oppressively expensive…

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

I was watching #soxs vs #Athletics game and went to put my son to bed. Returned to one of the most horrifying scenes I have witnessed in sports within recent memory. Can’t help but think of Bassitt’s entire camp right now. #MLB

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

I haven’t tweeted in 8 months. So…Hugh Laurie’s physical acting was impeccable in House MD. Whew. Was worried about being super relevant and incisive. Obviously crushed it. #timelytweets

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Mother is masked. Who’s woke now? #VPDebate

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@Ben_Persaud @Danmaynard81 @maggieNYT I love incisive politicaL Analysis from someone unsure of When to capitalize WORds. Reread then rewrite your Twitter description. Then read a book. Then check back with me and we’ll see discuss next steps.

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@MichaelLeppert @NorthwesternU Congrats Mike!

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@TGW_tweets I have not received replies to multiple emails. Attempting to correct shipping address on my order before it is too late. Suggestions?

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Indebted to so many amazing educators, but arguably none has done more to help me discover/refine my rhetoric, analytical approach, or the values informing the same than @jdferries. And if praising the snarky IT/debate guru isn’t #braveteacherappreciation, I don’t know what is!

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@aj_simonton Agreed. Know a lot of safe Dems who fundraiser for Republicans? This type of dribble distracts while Trump launches WW III.

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

It may not be the biggest win tonight, but it is incredibly telling: @milesforcarmel -- a Democrat -- has won a Council Seat in the formerly rock solid Republican suburban Hamilton County outside of Indianapolis.

The suburbs are moving!

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

Democrats won here. It's really remarkable. Long, long time Republican suburb in Indianapolis showing first-ever Democratic wins. The suburbs are changing!

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@ellenkobe It’s nice to know that if my eternal damnation is visited upon me in the form of cinematic torture, I will at least have a friend nearby enjoying herself & willing to share what I assume will be unsalted, butterless popcorn and diet caffeine-free soda. #FilmsofFire

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

Servant leadership isn’t a slogan at Brebeuf. It’s a pillar. #proudalum

[Brebeuf Jesuit @BrebeufJesuit]

An important message for the Brebeuf Jesuit community. #BeBrave

https://t.co/5sCCr1ZST3

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@jaxparker Sounds like someone had a bad day at the track...

[Jake Bonifield @JakeBonifield]

@Matt_Richter_ Keep your opinions close to the...damn it. I had something for this...

[Bill Galvano @BillGalvano]

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