Jake Busse

I put my left foot first.

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In the movie Equilibrium, half of the budget went towards hair gel.

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Always look both ways before picking up the soap

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Cape Horn sounds like Gay Porn

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You know what they say: "You know what they say"

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Ya know what they say, "Laters gunna be Late"

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My neighbor mowed his lawn at 7am today

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I ran into three spider webs today and they all bit me and I became Spider-Man, but then no I wasn't Spider-Man, but now I am Spider-Man.

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I just accidentally called an elephant a donut what the hell

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@raineerb
Hopefully from your dad's

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Ohio

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Ohio is just dead grass

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

https://t.co/zjK6l0UXVX #FridayFeeling

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I keep drinkin coffee wrong dammit

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Suicide squad.... Wasn't good

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I hope it's okay with everyone that I'm not 100% certain with what I want to do with my life. Feels like maybe it's not okay?

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No sleep for me