Jake Butkowski

Sabres, Rangers (NHL & MLB), Lightning, Stars, Buckeyes, Dbacks, Lakers, Astros, Yankees, Blue Jays, Thunder, Patriots, Eagles, and Panthers (NFL & NHL) fan

[Jake Butkowski @JakeButkowski]

#fullbacksupremacy

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Type of shit your coworker posts on her story after cheating on her boyfriend with a cruise bartender.

[Jake Butkowski @JakeButkowski]

Both times Josh Allen had 6 touchdowns in a game these same people said "meh he faced X team doesn't move me" or "not impressive" But Burrow does it vs the 1-7 titans??? Now we're moved 😂

Burrow is my vote for MVP but the double standards are insane. Have some damn shame

[ℤ𝕒𝕔𝕙 🐦‍⬛ @FlockBurgh412]

@EyeOfBMORE & still had 6 tds LMAO Josh had 2 ints vs the 0-8 chargers 😂 😂😂 and 0 Passing Tds. We just arent gonna sit here and act like burrow isnt the mvp because of a rivalry 😭✌🏻

[Jake Butkowski @JakeButkowski]

Remember when everyone said we were gonna lose to the Texans? Remember when everyone said we were gonna lose to the Rams? Remember when everyone said we were gonna lose to the Vikings?

But now that we've beaten them they're bad teams and those wins aren't moving the needle 😂

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

The 2026 Bills have beat...

-The 3-5 Texans
-The 26th ranked Lions defense
-The winless Chargers
-The Rams in OT
-The Raiders by 3 points
-The Joe Fagnano Ravens
-The Carson Wentz Vikings

And lost to Drake Maye

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

These 3 tweets from Adam Schefter were 4.5 minutes apart and could have been combined into one tweet. He does this all the time.

I believe he does this intentionally for engagement and to increase his X revenue. Nobody ever calls him a grifter or engagement farmer though.

[sam. @sammwichh]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to engage in extramarital affairs and have a disastrous fall from grace only to come back with a vengeance reporting for a gambling site, so yeah she’s a big inspiration to me

[Mighty @MightyGazelle1]

People are so used to giving Nintendo crap for performance, but now Zelda is 60 fps and GTA is "targeting" 30, suddenly everyone is quiet.

Weird.

[Cam @42Cyc]

The 49ers officially employ the Oldest (Keenan Allen), 4th Oldest (Brandin Cooks), and 5th oldest (Mike Evans) WRs in the NFL.

Hilarious team man 😭

[hockey lesbian @saadgirlhours_]

when laila edwards scores the first ever san jose sea lions goal and hits this celly

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

The #Falcons taking Jake Moody from the #Ravens leaves Baltimore without a kicker since Tyler Loop is on IR.

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

Being older than professional athletes is your first sign that you're getting old

[kenny dillinghamsexual @pghpls]

Dianna is what you don’t want your daughter to grow up to be

[Snedgie 🦫 @Snedgie]

buy a new PS5 > realise I can finish DS2 > load game > my save file isn’t there > check cloud > “please purchase PS+ to access your save file”

console sucks

[remx @biigrem]

one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.

[Benjamin Allbright @AllbrightNFL]

Please stop RTing the Polymarket and Kalshi stolen news stories.

They’re not newsrooms, and do no actual work.

They steal others’ work uncredited and use it as a social media strategy.

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Leki! Leki! Leki!

@KelekiL | #GoBills

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Why does she look like a virtual blackjack dealer

[NFL Philosophy @NFLosophy]

Like I’m fine with her returning and finding work again. Good for her. But trying to make it a “comeback story” about overcoming adversity because she chose to be in an extramarital affair is falling on deaf ears for me.

[Jason Moore @JasonMoore]

The Rams, Cardinals, and Colts do not have an NFL WR on their active rosters anymore.

[Nara LOve @NaraLove23]

Why TF do people speed up when you try to pass them? You wasn't in no damn hurry a second ago. 🤦🏽‍♀️😂