Jake ⚒️ (R)

21 • WHU⚒️ • pour pints for a living 🍻

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

We fucking let the whole country down.

[george @StokeyyG2]

We’re 2 West Ham goals away from a Spurs in the relegation zone screenshot…

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Getting close. 0 wins all season 😭😭😭

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Gonna do the opposite and try and do 0-38

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Gonna do the opposite and try and do 0-38

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Inspired by https://t.co/OjIvlQbDhO, but for football.

Draft a Premier League XI from random clubs and seasons. Build your team. Simulate the season.

Can you go 38-0?

https://t.co/znFjgOW4Wj

#football #soccer #fifa #premierleague

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Hey look we had a bigger attendance than the UCL final 🤯🤯🤯

[𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐚 𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 @thecasualultra]

🏟️ Arsenal vs PSG, Champions League final: 61,035 spectators

🏟️ River Plate at the first half of league season, with nothing at stake: 85,018 spectators.

Light-years ahead of the rest. Unique in the world. 🐔

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 BREAKING: David Sullivan has stepped down from his position as West Ham Joint-Chair with immediate effect.

He has also resigned as a director of both WH Holding Limited and West Ham United Football Club “having been made aware of the impending publication of serious historic allegations.”

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Bloke next to him should’ve lamped him

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Reason 6,000,124 why we all hate Arsenal:

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

If Peter crouch and Soucek had a kid

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Single, hot and looking for love, Ope, Jasmine and Aidan are jetting to the Villa for a summer like never before! ☀️ #LoveIsland

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Me ordering my 5th takeaway of the night

[La Twitchance @LaTwitchance]

🤯 INCROYABLE : DELIVEROO VA VOUS REMBOURSER SI VOUS RATEZ UN BUT !!

Deliveroo lance la « Garantie But » pour la Coupe du monde 2026 😭⚽

Si un but est marqué pendant que votre commande est en cours de livraison, vous êtes remboursé. 🍔💸👀

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

@EastHammers Home kit 3rd July is my guess since that’s been the release date for the last 2 times

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Wish we went with adidas instead. What a beautiful shirt

[Leeds United @LUFC]

from Elland Road to everywhere 💛

this is @adidasfootball Leeds United away jersey 26/27, available nofrom Elland Road to everywhere 💛

this is @adidasfootball Leeds United away jersey 26/27, available nofrom Elland Road to everywhere 💛

this is @adidasfootball Leeds United away jersey 26/27, available nofrom Elland Road to everywhere 💛

this is @adidasfootball Leeds United away jersey 26/27, available nofrom Elland Road to everywhere 💛

this is @adidasfootball Leeds United away jersey 26/27, available now

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Feel like an unc

[⋆. 𐙚 ˚matilda 🇳🇴 𓅪 @matildawba]

England 6-2 Iran in year 8 geography how you'll be missed 🕊

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

@HitstiQ_ @Asensii20 @As1anPablo @MusialaEra Nope

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Can’t wait for our first game to kickoff off at 12am

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is a strong expectation that many World Cup matches will face lengthy delays due to thunderstorms.

In the United States, play must be stopped immediately if lightning is detected within roughly 13 km of a stadium.

The match can only resume after 30 minutes without any new lightning strikes. If another strike is detected, the 30-minute countdown resets.

As a result, some matches could be delayed for several hours, just like what happened during the Club World Cup.

— @TheAthleticFC

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Scotland hatewatch at 2am gonna hit different

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Just in case you still haven’t got your head around the UK kick-off times for England and Scotland’s World Cup group stage matches, here they are:

• England vs Croatia: Wednesday 17 June, 9pm BST (Dallas/Arlington)

• England vs Ghana: Tuesday 23 June, 9pm BST (Boston/Foxborough)

• Panama vs England: Saturday 27 June, 10pm BST (New York/New Jersey)

• Haiti vs Scotland: Sunday 14 June, 2am BST (Boston/Foxborough)

• Scotland vs Morocco: Friday 19 June, 11pm BST (Boston/Foxborough)

• Scotland vs Brazil: Wednesday 24 June, 11pm BST (Miami)

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Pretty obvious

[Central @WestHam_Central]

West Ham - the least physically intense team in the top 5 leagues in 2025/26...

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Hope Dan burn fucking clatters Thomas partey

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇬🇭 OFFICIAL: Ghana release World Cup squad by Carlos Queiroz.

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

😭😭😭

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Can’t Tame Us. 🦁

The 2026/27 Chelsea home kit is here. Created with @NikeFootball.

There’s a Lion in all of us. Fearless. Relentless. Impossible to control.

Available now in-store and online.

#CantTameUs

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

At our parade we were singing football chants. Not fucking singing shitty drill music

[Richo 🇬🇧 @TJRicho49]

Jesus Christ.

Embarrassing

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Honestly I’m not surprised at all

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Six people stabbed following Arsenal victory parade https://t.co/xtb0kNL7K1

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Hopefully the quote tweets is a wake up call for him

[Saeed TV @SaeedTV_]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT!!!

[Jake ⚒️ (R) @JakeCOYI]

Defo picked up that shirt from his local charity shop the day before

[𝔓𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔱 @therealpuneet]

You don’t have a clue what you are 😂😂😂