Jake Shaw

❤Melanie❤
22 years of age . Vocalist for Saints Can Lie. Professional backflipper.

[Jake Shaw @JakeCanLie]

Shout out to the 2 classmates that replied on my post cause the homework required it.

[Jake Shaw @JakeCanLie]

To those of you ordering delivery tonight,

DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF IT TAKES OVER AN HOUR. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY CUSTOMER.

Sincerely,
- A very stressed out pizza boy

[Jake Shaw @JakeCanLie]

10/04/18

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@oscarmayer 3z

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You can always count on me to talk crap in the stands

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We stay grinding 💪💪💪
@melaniexsteward

[Hawk @Tyhawk88]

I hate bad drivers with a passion

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Dallas, you went off last night! Here’s our very own @jakecanlie… https://t.co/OrBAPpHwzc

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@melaniexsteward It's okay

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Helpful tip of the day:
Don't be stupid. Wear your seatbelt.

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@melaniexsteward @KyleePate101 I'm sorry. I can't hear you.

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@KyleePate101 @melaniexsteward But she only knows like 3 songs tho😅😅😅 #exposed

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PSA:
DOMINO'S HAS NOT, CAN NOT, AND WILL NOT BREAK A HUNDERED DOLLAR BILL. WE ONLY CARRY 20 BUCKS. IT SAYS THAT ON LITERALLY EVERY BOX.

Sincerely,
A very pissed driver who didn't get tipped.

[Jake Shaw @JakeCanLie]

A good portion of the 903 is sleeping on SCL and that's kinda depressing. #HometownProblems

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@melaniexsteward I guess

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My diet consists of iced coffee and stress

[Bryce Garland @BryceSCL]

I just want to TOUR 😩

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Shout out to @is_aa_cc for doing my quizzes for me on the way to class this morning #GOAT

[Jake Shaw @JakeCanLie]

WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT HER?😍😍😍😍😍 https://t.co/hPsz3V83SA