Jake Christian

AI × Finance × Automation. Watching the future get built in real time. Trying new things with AI learning from you all.

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@HaydenWinks Cool story, Hansel!

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@shaguncrypto What about enjoying life?

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

If your kid has ever screamed "MY TURN" at a playground, a pool, or anywhere with a line — I wrote a book for them.

It's about a little surfer named Kai who tries cutting the line, shouting, and one very bad jump before a dolphin teaches him how lineups actually work.

Rhyming. Ages 3–5. Under $10.

https://t.co/vdd90xhGbS

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@garyvee love it. The world needs more positivity.

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

Total cost to write, illustrate, and publish a children's picture book on Amazon:

- Story: $0 (Claude)
- Art: ~$10 (Grok)
- Layout: $0 (Python)
- Publishing: $0 (KDP)
- Proof copy: $12

Grand total: $22

It's called "Kai and the Waiting Wave" and it's live right now.

https://t.co/vdd90xhGbS

[Robotaxi Radar @RobotaxiRadar]

Full Cybercab tutorial video showing the entire customer experience 👀

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

Do we still believe in Bitcoin or what?

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@sports8 100%. Coaches as well. Very impressive.

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@mrmikeMTL yes

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Best marketing stunt of the year might just be: turn off the AI, keep the interface, and watch nobody notice for weeks. Props bro!

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

A guy in San Francisco built a site that looks exactly like ChatGPT. Put up a $6,000 billboard for it. The "AI" stands for "average individual." Every reply is just him, typing.

It's called ChatTJB. 😂

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People ask it for recipes, life advice, drawings. Some just tell him to go drink water and sleep.

Over 1,000 strangers have now volunteered to help him answer messages — for a joke about not trusting AI too much.

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@mike_daddino You see his extension as well? lol he almost stepped off the mound dirt. Very impressive lad!

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

@espn Super impressive group all around. Congrats to them!

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@gmgangemi 100% agreed.

[Jake Christian @JakeChristianUS]

I’ll say it… Nevada little league team were good but terrible teammates to each other. I know they’re kids, but come on. Catcher getting mad at his pitcher, shortstop who pitched yesterday with a bad attitude throwing his hands up at balls from his pitcher…

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@ammaar Nice work! I did the same. My daughter loves it already and has been sleeping with it for the last 2 nights ��️ https://t.co/J3BcNlmP4F