.

[Martin Varsavsky @martinvars]

When I give my savings to @elonmusk they multiply. When I give them to you and all of the US government, they disappear.

[Brian Costin @BrianCostin]

Nope. @GovPritzker is the best governor in America.

Look at all these categories Illinois is number one in.

#1 in highest property taxes
#1 in highest combined state/local tax burden
#1 in cell phone taxes
#1 in local government bureaucracy
#1 in fiscal instability
#1 in worst state pension crisis
#1 in state pension debt
#1 in pension debt per capita
#1 in lowest bond ratings
#1 in public corruption convictions
#1 in biggest gas tax increase since 2019
#1 in eliminating school choice
#1 in lowest fiscal transparency
#1 in gerrymandering

Pritzker is #1!

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

@RoKhanna The US budget is $7.4 Trillion you moron.
Tax revenue is at record highs.

Forget about 5%… if you socialists confiscated 100% of his net worth, it would last ~45 days.
And then what?

We don’t have a revenue problem.
It’s you clowns spending it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Mamdani Orders Visiting Teams To Redistribute Some Of Their Runs To The Mets https://t.co/uQDijWsxV0

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dude. Just put it back and change my damn oil.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

We have never been more back.

SATURDAYS IN AMERICA 🏈

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

“I was Humpty Dumpty. Here’s how to sit on a wall.”

[Big Glenn Network @BigGlennNetwork]

When I was little we used to take wiffle ball bats and swing at them when they were lighting up so the glowy part stuck to the bat. Have to imagine they’re making a comeback since I retired from that.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

rizzler super bowl halftime show

[litquidity @litcapital]

Me with no exposure to oil diligently monitoring the Brent Crude price rn

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

It seems you blame Trump for every Crisis in California.

1. California wildfires - Trumps fault

2. Empty reservoirs - Trumps fault

3. California’s $12 billion budget deficit - Trumps fault

4. Riots in LA - Trumps fault

Which crisis do you take responsibility for?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Scary

[rat king fan Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr]

getting into baseball via the 2025 Rockies is like getting into boats by boarding the Titanic

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

when a coffee shop closes at 3 pm

[clickholebot @clickholebot]

When a coffee shop doesn’t open till 8 am

[Moneybagg @MoneybaggMSU]

Tom Izzo today on the transfer portal opening while the NCAA tournament is still going:

[Andrew Fulk @fulknA]

Frankie didn’t give AF about Iowa #illini

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG. Argentina President Javier Milei just gifted Elon Musk a chainsaw for DOGE🤣