Jake Colarossi

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Michael Mayer:

-Plays out 2026 with Raiders
-Signs with Chiefs on a 3-year, $29 million deal
-Immediately becomes Patrick Mahomes' new BFF
-11 straight top-five fantasy seasons
-Taylor Swift leaves Travis Kelce for him, stating, "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf"

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Bob Munden makes slow-motion look like regular speed.

Drawing and firing in less than 0.2 seconds is wild, but hitting two targets in 0.1 seconds is just straight-up sorcery.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Yeah… I think we just got a glimpse into why Fort Knox hasn’t been audited.

The gold is gone.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

The Big Beautiful Bill contains a provision banning state & local governments from regulating AI.

It’s worse than you think.

It would make it easier for corporations to get zoning variances, so massive AI data centers could be built in close proximity to residential areas.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I can't properly describe to anyone under the age of 30 just how cool the Internet was before Amazon, Google, Meta, and Apple turned it all into a walled garden of garbage and commerce.

[Alex Prompter @alex_prompter]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

They scraped the internet for every last bit of data, stole information from books, articles, art etc. all created by HUMANS, and now want to sell it back to you at a premium because you all have convinced yourselves this is the future and it’s inevitable lmao

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

How dare the peasants complain about data centers stealing their water and driving the cost of electricity!!

How dare the peasants complain AI will replace their jobs!!

The peasants are dangerous extremists if they don’t shut up and comply!!

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

can’t stop thinking about this. Brett Favre was gone off percs throwing for 350 yds and 4 TD’s. David Wells threw a perfect game hungover. Dock Ellis threw a no hitter on acid. Michael Jordan had the literal Flu Game. Dude couldn’t podcast for 3 days from a little wine. Pathetic.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The digital prison walls are going up around us and most Americans can't see it.

[Hawkeye Enjoyer (IOWA FIRST) 🐤 @HawkGuyEnjoyer]

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent.

We’re cooked.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Boomers: We need more politicians like John Fetterman who refuse to blindly follow their party

Also boomers: Massie has to go because he doesn't blindly follow our party

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Annnnd that pretty much wraps up the offseason.
Tomorrow’s Sunday.
Let’s just kick it off.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Ain’t none of ‘em could beat our species in an Oklahoma drill

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I’m walking to an airplane to rejoin the most expensive congressional race in U.S. history. It’s turned into a referendum on whether Israel gets to buy seats in Congress. And what they found out is that my seat is really expensive. By the time this is over, they will probably have spent $20 million and come up short.

I’ve never seen Great Britain, Australia, or even Germany play in our elections here in the United States. But Israel gets so much from the United States.

It’s a one-sided relationship. They get us to be their proxies in wars they want against their enemies. They get our military assistance. They get our technology. They get our bombs. They get our tax dollars.

And I think it’s a very one-sided relationship. At least with NATO, we pretend that they would come to our aid someday if we needed it—and even that’s a ruse.

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

Remember just a couple years ago when using electricity and diesel caused climate change, now data centers use as much power as cities and its no problem

[redpillbot @redpillb0t]

“Consumers don't produce inflation. Producers don't produce inflation. Inflation is produced only by too much government spending and too much government creation of money, and nothing else.”
— Milton Friedman

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

If you’re voting against Massie for a dude that uses AI to write his posts, is too scared to debate, avoids press, and gets community noted in a majority of his posts…

just because Trump told you to…

I just feel sorry for you.

Your brain has been captured.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Let's free the United States first.