Jake Conger

Choate ‘04 | Ole Miss ‘08 | Bag Monster

Does the two headed whore win the dick sucking contest? #LANK

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@TheDrewPeacock3 How much for the flag?

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Rush is over. Let the hazing begin.

#SeniorYear #PledgeTextMe #BasementKing

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@BagmanReggie Typa guy that’ll slide to your pre but won’t let you rip his K.

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Apparently black people think it’s called Chat GBT.

Is this true? #LANK

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10:55pm and the adderall’s absolutely ripping

Normally I’d be fired up but I already jacked off twice today and a 3rd time would just be bad form.

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Unfortunately it’s 11pm and I still feel the 50mg vyvanse I took at 10am

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@GCASHstanza “Damn that’s crazy”

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@SlimJackPrescot If you’re walking around with that sissy umbrella yeah.

Get a tough black one and wear an overcoat and you’re farming

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“2 likes isn’t a lot”

Imagine 2 men kissing in front of you

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@i_got5_on_it_ Im the camera man

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@Juicecryptic Dude started r*pemaxxing after the vantage points weren’t working

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@latentangelx Saw a guy say *east village*

He’s a f*cking moron.

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(I’m not a particularly racist guy, just prefacing in case)

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What the actual fuck does the New York Post think when they write these headlines

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@full_kelly_ @mntruell Dude can’t be stopped

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@full_kelly_ @Kalshi Chill on me 💔

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@full_kelly_ @RichardHanania Facts!