Jake

[Jake @JakeDanger96]

me and my friend whos 25 standing on the edge of the pit waiting for Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over
(we're going to spin kick 14 year olds)

[Jake @JakeDanger96]

John Grady:

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

do you think horses have their own concepts

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

literally how it feels

[Jake @JakeDanger96]

reports of my twink death are greatly exaggerated

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

When that Panda Express hits my system

[Dr. Goodpussy @DrGoodpussy]

Sometimes guys named Lee are southern American guys & sometimes they're Chinese

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Mulder opening an email from me with the subject “Choop of cabra” and nothing in the body

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

How it feels to have 3 Sapporo’s at lunch

[keegan @FranziaMom]

The four greatest pieces of American art are East of Eden, Kind of Blue, Citizen Kane, and Eastbound & Down

[𝖆𝖘𝖍 @cemetaryway]

that one coheed and cambria song where claudio just says “die white girl” over and over again

[KK @kenki_kids]

今日は有給取ったのでhandjob parlorへ行く予定です。

[rune sword @runesword1]

fantasy liveleak halfling golem factory accidents. goblin arcane landmine footage. elvish freedom fighter beheading high quality no ads

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

drill sergeant: you're cute. You're handsome. I think you oughta be in movies

me: sir yes sir

drill sergeant, raising his voice to a scream: did anyone ever tell you you are beautiful

[Jake @JakeDanger96]

they don't give a fuck they are bitching out loud to each other on interplane

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

Imagine being a brand-new pilot for a small Cessna and seeing all those fighter pilots waiting for you to land, so they can take off. Don’t worry—they started that way too! I don’t doubt they respect what you’re doing!

[love drops @lovedropx]

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

Albert Camus

[自衛隊医官だった人@ハイライトも見てってよ @AiPinfu2003]

アメリカ人は日本人のタブーも知っておいたほうがいい。
政治と野球と宗教とガンダムの話はあまりしないほうがいい。

特にガンダムは気をつけろ。
原理主義者がいる。

[おたんこ茄子男(第三世代強化人間) @nasuo0083]

TLがでかいステーキ肉とでかいモンスタートラックと胸とケツのでかい女しか流れてこなくなった

[angie @hotsoggi]

i think emo mexicans are one of the most culturally important groups in the world