Jake De Rito

who’s to say? goose is to say.

[Jake De Rito @JakeDeRito]

Twitter I’m back

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@SnoopDogg @KodakBlack1k @LilTunechi @PotOfGoldAZ

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@flores_greg lmao dude you were the one screaming at the end 😅

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Ooh.. smells like steak and bagels ohh

[ACF @ACFHHS]

January is National Slavery & #HumanTrafficking Prevention Month. Retweet to #EndTrafficking today and prevent trafficking tomorrow.

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My art history prof. Acting like we going on a ride "It is my honor to be your tour guide through the renaissance in quattrocento Italy"

[Jake De Rito @JakeDeRito]

I'm just trying to get Chinese food and this frat guy in front of me convinced this sorority girl to snort water out of her own hand

[Chick-fil-A, Inc. @ChickfilA]

@JDeRito15 Our pleasure! Thanks for coming to see us!

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@ChickfilA thank you for making my reindeer and I very happy this holiday season. You the #GOAT

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This is what Hal was training Malcolm for in that episode of Malcolm in the Middle https://t.co/2GrVcLVxHB

[Chris French @thechrisfrench]

"So you think you can just skate through life, huh?"
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