Jake Dill

Speaker into microphones at @kroq on @kleinallyshow. I also draw cartoons, tell jokes and play MTG. Stand up special at the link

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I think this every time they tell me I can’t say fuck on the radio.

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Censorship is NEVER acceptable!

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@wachelreeks 40 minutes until my next turn

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@R3ignofFrost @fireshoes Loved the list.

Got there with my first standard event with it.

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@GadSaad @joerogan Your premise is totally incorrect. It’s not about having them on. It’s about having them on without them being checked. And Joe has the money to accomplish this. Absolute night and day difference.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Ever see an abortion clinic?

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@Finding_53 @jackmac I could defend it

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@Dragonboy155 @jonstewart Would just like to point out that Elon owns this site which is social MEDIA

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@SaffronOlive That Spider-Man is azorius instead of Izzet is infuriating.

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@JeffBezos Will the culinary section cover eating the rich?

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If I was a billionaire all I would do is help people and buy art I can’t afford.

“Yeah, let me end child hunger and get that Monet for my man cave.”

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@wisalallen I got some bulk rares you can have

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@_james_inman @shellenberger Dude has a poster of band that I’m 1000% sure think he’s an absolute shithead.

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@its_The_Dr File this under who gives a shit.

I love if we have video, from multiple angles and still people are like, “but what really happened?”

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@fahimanwar @TheComedyStore Hope you only had to do one take of driving out of the parking lot.

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@SeattleSonics B forever

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@RonPlacone Field trip to the worst part of the city! Whooo!

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@_james_inman I thought it was funny that they were all concerned about Latinos having anchor babies and voting them out of existence and then Latinos voted for them in higher numbers than ever before.

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@creepydotorg I’ve wanted District 10 for so long

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@SteelCitySteph Sounds like something “the threat” would say.

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@Buncahn For a moment I thought Weird Al was doing fan art.

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I just want to say that burritos with French fries are fucking dogshit