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Healthcare professional, long-suffering Detroit Lions fan, Michigan Wolverines fan (an all-around sports fan), ARPG gamer, and disc golf partaker & enthusiast.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@BleuTitan @DaveWal10876151 @dpshow Or just don't comment with your corny ass opinion? If you don't know Charles Barkley well enough to know he is saying much of this in jest, why did the algorithm send you here?

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@BackmanIzzBack @KalshiHoops That's why it's important to be able to critically think. This is a surprising stat, but all players listed here are great players. It isn't saying Brunson is the best of these players, but I bet few would have realized out of the 2018 draft picks he has the most points.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@JADDYYY @KalshiHoops Not a Knicks fan btw, rooting for them tho.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@JADDYYY @KalshiHoops Opinions are meaningless when they lack context. You're talking about a guy who is 3 wins away from being the Finals MVP and delivering NY its first NBA title in 53 years. That's probably why you're upset, you will be okay.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@RMGBuckeye4Life @Rivals @AggiesToday @CarterKarels @JosephAHastings @RedRaiderSports @ParkerThune @mickdwalker @On3USC @EJHollandOn3 @JHopkinsSD @MikeTSinger Oh it's because you lunatics threaten violence on the coaches when they lose one game out of every 15. Oh and you spend $hitload$ on players. Not throwing shade, Ohio has nothing going on so CFB is a top priority. Jk I am throwing shade fuck you GO BLUE 😊

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@MemphisDC13 @SportsCenter The asshole didn't have the integrity to even shake SC players' hands. If you're mad at the refs, say it to them. If you're mad at the coach, do what you did. But to not have the integrity to shake the hand of those women who just whooped your teams' ass, is shameful.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@FOS This is an unprecedented feat of athleticism. In this sprint, Laura's top speed was an estimated 23.9 mph, faster than any run in the NFL this season and making her one of the fastest human beings on earth.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@WoodsFootball I don't want Biff to be the head coach either, but intentionally taking quotes entirely out of context is shameful, and you're a piece of shit for doing so.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@TheAdamTomko @pathofexile How DARE a company that pushes out a free-to-play product model try to attract new players to their free-to-play game. Those greedy capitalist twats. I for one am glad you're calling them out for it!

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@pathofexile Thank you guys. I would like to play now, please. Just open up the realms for only me as I just got off work and deserve special treatment. Regards.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@DAFASCISTLEFT @pathofexile I don't mind methodical combat. It's all about the reward curve and gradual progression, in which early on in its life PoE2 is lacking. 90% of people will choose the path of least resistance, so skill balance is key to prevent the lack of build diversity.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@JPhilly419 @JeffHarris417 @TAMUPolice It's even worse, #8 had just scored a touchdown and hobbled in to that tunnel with an apparent injury. So he intentionally tried to shoulder bump a potentially injured player. Imagine how he acts when not on TV or in front of 70k fans...

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@Chris_America @JeffHarris417 @TAMUPolice An INJURED player no less, who had just scored an 80 yard touchdown and hobbled into that tunnel.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@KerryM030638878 @rushgotjokes @JeffHarris417 @TAMUPolice Good for you! A MAGA who can perform some semblance of critical thinking? Some nuance? A rarity!

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@boiardino @retronexx @espn Get a job loser. Fucking trolling strangers on X, what a productive pastime.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@__DaltonA @Michael90072428 @DangeRussWilson I'm not here to defend Russ, but Sean Payton is an arrogant and classless snake. Sure he can win you some games, but he isn't going to get this franchise back to the top, guys like him will never fully win over a lockerroom because SOME of those men know his true colors.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@DangeRussWilson Russ I know you won't ever read this, and I know the replies are pretty harsh. But I 100% agree with you, Payton is an arrogant and classless snake. Unfortunately he is an above average coach. Can't trust a single thing that asshat says.

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@TalkativeTri @pathofexile Pfft, real G's will go with a less obvious class to do Hollow Palm. I'm leaning towards a Falling Thunder Deadeye 🫡

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@BreberJohannes @SailrThe @pathofexile This isn't really a fair criticism. I have thousands of hours in both PoE's and there's several classes I have never played once. I am desperately waiting for both Str/Int classes to arrive, and just more weapon types in general. I'm excited, but I know I won't play a ton already

[Total Jabroni @JakeDoesTwatter]

@SailrThe @pathofexile Your post is entirely fair. But if you don't think that a complete overhaul to the support gem system, and myriad of changes to all ascendancy classes, a new act, 24 new bosses, passive tree overhaul, etc, is enough to make you try it...PoE2's probably not the game for you.