Jake Donahue

Are you gonna call 911 and spoil all of my fun?

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

How come good morning, good afternoon, and good evening are greetings, but goodnight is a goodbye?

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@k8iek8_ “Had that man not...” end of story. What if he ran a car through the school and killed 17 people? More car restrictions? Guns are the primary weapon but they’re not the problem. If the gun was used by someone more responsible, lives would not be lost.

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Out of all the videos I saw from the shooting not a once did I see a floating gun popping off with nobody squeezing a trigger https://t.co/XczSovn4Y9

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

I have a reeeally weird feeling about today

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What's happening in Philadelphia ...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Just couldn't catch it.

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

They need to make a gif out of ALL these eagles kissing the Lombardi trophy as it comes by

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Don’t get stuck on one person

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Not digging this whole life thing

[✧˖BornAgainBenji✧˖ @HiBenLevi]

Police: Sir step out
Me: U get in it's cold af

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Just looking for the cure

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

I need to work because if I don’t I stay in bed till my phone is dead

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Definitely not a morning person

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@ja_nay_nay_nay I just had to deal with it. Darn.

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@alyssamaun21 Brooooooo 😩😩😩

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@alyssamaun21 Go get your whopper before they run out 😂 Ima buy them all 🙈💁🏻‍♂️

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@alyssamaun21 I bet you are about to get one 😂😩🤦🏻‍♂️ lmk what you think

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@alyssamaun21 A whopper 🙄

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

@alyssamaun21 Lmao I’m not playing

[Jake Donahue @JakeDonahue006]

Burger King leaves a pussy aftertaste and idk how to feel about it