Michael Hughes

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@us_connie That’s a tool you use just before you realize that you really should have called a professional plumber to do the work.., And don’t ask me how I know this.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@onorma_ The balance of your bank account… unless you’re taking a bath in the creek.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@malik_alee66879 That’s the tool they use a long time ago to remove skunk, Limburger cheese and French body odors. Simply clip one on your nostrils to close them and the pungent odor would disappear until it was removed again. 🧐

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@otokyo__ This is the part of the nightmare where I usually wake up in a cold sweat.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@_brownie0_ That’s the old port where we were tied into the Matrix back before the development of Wi-Fi and Bluetooth that we are all connected to today. 🤓

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@malik_alee66879 An adult sponge.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@Sofia50020Sofia That depends on when either their eyes or brain stops functioning.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@TonyKing38983 It’s a conversation piece that you can keep around to break the ice when meeting new people.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@jessicaamith11 The entire photo did not exist in 1940.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@RickRichar99621 @onorma_ The thicker plastic with metal eyelets that are harder to tear out are around 6-7 bucks.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@onorma_ Try spending $6 to $10 dollars at Walmart. That should get that mold, mildew and soap scum right out of there with no scrubbing or toxic chemicals necessary.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@CodeR3dd I never drove the cars he had back then. I was too young. My first car was a used ‘69 Lemans… A high school graduation gift.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@Irina_exh Can I take 60 seconds to think about that? 🤔

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@Monicaks5b The headlights.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@Sarahtexe2 Try a fire hydrant or tree outside. You can lift your leg out there. 🦮

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@_brownie0_ Uh… 🤢…. Mfffff… After seeing this… what I had for lunch is missing now.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@sweetmiaa08 Uh… Is “perfect” a choice?

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@DudeczkaRobert @MichaelGil24981 @0DonaldTrumpJr1 I think I heard something about that enter net thing you’re talking about. Didn’t some guy who went by the name of Algorithm invent it? 🧐

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@dberryart_tim @lippyent And a Uber Eats or Door Dash order from a fast food restaurant obviously.

[Michael Hughes @JakeEasterwood2]

@lippyent It needed someone who knows how to cook. Now it just needs a garbage can.