Jake Ewing

i quit twitter. shit ain’t for me no ‘mo. fuck it.
💀now, now, burn it all burn it all to the ground, ground💀

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

@Fi5herTyler @FillWerrell LMAOOOOOO we're for real going to see those midget wrestling matches this month 😂😂😂

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

The coolest bars are the ones that aren't afraid to be rugged and shovel out beer. Much better than those snobby upscale places 🍻

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

@alisaplatte & I are about to wine, dine, & be looking fine here in Downtown Chicago 🍔😎🍷

[Antoine Vaillant @AntoineVai]

GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

[philet o fish @PhilVano10]

Invention idea for public restrooms: A toilet seat that senses when you pee on the seat and then calls you a scummy piece of shit

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

Missy Elliot still shits on all other female rappers 🎙

[TPS @TotalProSports]

.@Schwarzenegger is a SAVAGE! 💀He knows how to CRUSH trolls. 😍👊

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

My bank sucks wienerz 🌭

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

@jj14johnson PR's coming our way

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

"Console yourself, you're better alone. Destroy yourself, see who gives a fuck"
🤘🏼#LambOfGod

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

After a week of the flu or whatever the fuck, it felt good to train hard tonight. Can't wait to train some back Tuesday w/ @jj14johnson 💪🏻💪🏻

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

I don't know why people think celebrities are so gorgeous. Most of them would be considered average looking if they were regular people

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

@alisaplatte If ya don't get your girl flowers then ya don't love her enough

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

The need for belonging is such a basic need that we’ll change, and deny our true self, just to feel accepted. And that's really sad.

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

Dragon Ball Z is the coolest shit ever and if you disagree then you're a fuckin' nerd

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

"I'm majoring in pharmaceuticals"

"So you're gonna be a drug dealer?"
😑😑😑 https://t.co/Sth7NIWaHv

[Tanner @tangirl10]

"I'm majoring in Interior Design"

"So you like pick out pillows and stuff?" https://t.co/5hDAZEc4MY

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

When someone doesn't text back but their snap story is blowing up! 💣🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

[myr @myrxxel]

Social media posts do not determine the quality of a relationship

[Jake Ewing @JakeEwing5]

@KILLJonah_ I'll give it a listen! I just really liked watching their live videos and watching how crazy she got