After diligently signing up for pre-sale codes, navigating websites and waiting patiently for hours in several online queues, I finally got some great tickets to Taylor Swift and Tyler Childers. @ Keetonville, Oklahoma https://t.co/2g1aJ858lW
I think I would be pretty good in a 3-Way because there’s never been a time in my life when I didn’t have at least 2 dogs…. I can rub the belly and pat the head at the same time no problem.
"I GIVE YOU MY WORD AS A BIDEN": Joe Biden repeatedly promised middle-class Americans would not "pay a penny more in taxes" under his administration.
He lied.
@POTUS I can’t wait for everyone to see the GIANT lithium strip mines scattered amongst the beautiful Wyoming landscape. The displaced, heavily impacted wildlife. The depleted groundwater supply. The leaking pvc liners. And thinking…damn I miss hydraulic fracturing.
This little lady just about murdered me and two other cars on the highway with her signature “no look merge” maneuver. She had two too many words on her back glass.
@billburr Every time I brush my teeth it engages my gag reflex and it often sounds like a hardcore porno in my bathroom. Every time it happens I stop and listen carefully…because, without fail, from somewhere in the house my fiancé will shout “GAY!!!”
@JamesTaylor_com I’ve noticed when you are riffing into songs, the lick from the “Like Everyone She Knows” intro makes it into the mix quite often. I’ve noticed because it’s one of my favorites. Is that a favorite of yours as well? We really enjoyed the OKC Show last night. TY!