Jake Johnson

Baseball, Heavy Metal, and America there’s not much to it

[shaneyyricch @shaneyyricch]

$10,000 to the first person who finds me a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I feel like we don’t talk about this enough…

[terry schappert @terryschappert]

Don't you dare use pattern recognition that's evolved with you as a survival tool.
Don't you dare. That would be racist.

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

If the Cubs miss the playoffs

Counsell deserves the door. That’s the bottom line.

Goodnight.

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Many such cases…

[Carson Wolf @TheWrigleyWire]

Pete Crow-Armstrong over the last three games:

100.2 mph Out
97.0 mph Out
Walk
Walk
Walk
96.1 mph Out
105.2 mph Out
101.3 mph Out
100.9 mph Out
92.2 mph Out
95.4 mph Out
HBP
105.6 mph 1B

Great contact quality, no strikeouts, and .454 xBA with essentially nothing to show for it.

[Derek @DDudeski_]

Hot take:

Athletes should be able to clap back at fans with no repercussions. I don’t care how much they get paid, sports fans talk reckless knowing athletes aren’t supposed to clap back because they’ll get fined or “exposed”

[Coinvo @Coinvo]

REMINDER: 🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.

[Nicholas Reid Maus @ReidMausRadio]

This is actually pathetic.

He played 17 games for the Brewers. 17.

He pitched in one playoff game and gave up 6 runs in 3.2 innings.

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

Sole possession of the best record in MLB

[Bruce Levine @MLBBruceLevine]

According to industry sources the Cubs are one of the teams the Mets have talked to about acquiring RHP Freddy Peralta.June 1st is a target time for the Mets to either get back into the race or move the soon to be Free agent .Peralta and Craig Counsell share a mutual bond.

[B @brickisasmella]

You will NEVER guess how many stadiums this is an error in

[MLB @MLB]

They've got the power

They've got the speed 🎵

[Lancevideos @lancevideos]

Liberal woman will say this after voting to import 10 million people to replace her.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘™️ @CL4WS_OUT]

Gender pay gap explained…

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

14-3

[MLB @MLB]

Nico Hoerner's just showing off 🤩

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Babe Ruth hit 348 HRs in his first 1,321 MLB games.
Kyle Schwarber hit 350 HRs in his first 1,321 MLB games.