Jake Gilbow

You cant live if youre afraid to die

[Satan @s8n]

Wake up motherfuckers it’s time to sin

[Satan @s8n]

Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies.

[Satan @s8n]

Come to hell, I’ve got the new super smash bros.

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

why the cops think they're in fast and furious? https://t.co/duTiQRazAM

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This guy filmed himself reuniting with the dog he lost 3 years ago 😭😭�

[Jake Gilbow @JakeGilbow]

@Turnover_Rate @s8n I normally eat them

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

This is my favorite video on the internet right now https://t.co/zGNxncaVPp

[Satan @s8n]

Killing animals for fun doesn't make you a badass, it makes you an asshole.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

This little turtle thinks he's a dog and has been following his mom around for ten years.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Pointlessly geeky fact: 33 is the number of Pi digits required to manifest all ten numerals at least once:

3.14159265358979323846264338327950

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Evidence collected over many years, obtained from many locations, indicates that the power of Prayer is insufficient to stop bullets from killing school children.

[Jake Gilbow @JakeGilbow]

@chelscarver God I can't wait for all of the food!!!