Jake Glascock

Polymath

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

Let’s go Groundbreak!! @procoretech #GBK

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@AustinFC @CJFodrey @DiogoMendess7 @AustinFC for the win! Looks like I need the practice 😎

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

Kadarius Toney’s agent has been interrogating Kansas City Chiefs’ Coach Andy Reid after his mysterious injury…

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

The real reason Kadarius Toney is injured this week…

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@jasonrmcintyre I will say that the flag came late, but it appeared to me that @PatrickMahomes threw the ball generally in that direction *because* he saw the holding as it was happening.

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

Quality goals for ATX! 🫡

#AustinFC x @StDavidsHC

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

We’re glad to have you @gyasinho! Looking forward to seeing those moves on the pitch!!

[Gyasi Zardes @gyasinho]

Austin…. I’m honored and excited for this opportunity and I can’t wait to step out on the field at Q2 and represent both Austin FC and the community as a whole. My family and I are looking forward to the new move. Estoy Listo!!!!

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@AustinFC @gyasinho In response to my response from the previous @AustinFC tweet…

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@AustinFC I must know now…

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

Oh hell yeah!

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@AustinAnthem ¡Verde!

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@WayneRandazzo is a wizard. Called that @PujolsFive was two swings away. #FridayNightBaseball

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

Announcer says that Pujols is 2 swings away, and the next 2 swings were #699 and #700! @PujolsFive @Cardinals @AppleTVPlus

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

#FIFA23 is VERDE from the jump.

Congrats to @MoussaDjitte99 on being named to the @EASPORTSFIFA #FUT Team of the Week!

[Diego Fagundez @DiegolFagundez]

My teammate @danipereira121 and I had a great idea for getting my #FIFA23 ratings up...Hope it works! 🤞 @easportsfifa

[ash @weltonsrichmond]

@TedLasso we need s3 ted

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Last time I saw equipment this impressive, I was about 20 minutes into Boogie Nights.

[Jake Glascock @JakeGlascock]

@AustinFC Yes we are!

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

Austin is with us. 🌳

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Two years ago today, I became manager of @AFCRichmond. Now it’s onto year three!

Last time I was a “threenager” I was learning how to stay still and articulate my emotions, and I still am. At least my stain defenders are Dockers now.