JakeGotQuotes

Quotes from Twitch streamer @JakeGotWood

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"What is this now, some sort of cult of Jake's quotes?" - Jake 12/2/15

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I'll just blow into my foreskin and make it into a slinky

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Guy's we're going up Cockballs Hill!

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Shoot at me again and I'll tell my mum

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Ginge, I swear on my mum that I will slap you with a salmon!

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I actually just laid an egg in my bum

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It's just raining wood, guys, it's just raining wood

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He's throwing dildos at me

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I always love getting turned on in Spanish

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Poggers in your mum

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Are we looking up Spongebob quotes or are we playing the game?

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That guy just got grenaded in there, holy barbecue arms!

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Do you speak Barbecue my dude?

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I'm a flaming spaghetti

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When your garlic bread goes and falls apart

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Should we lick 'em?

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"He's a good dildo, I'll give him that" - Will

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Is this a pub? This is the shittest pub ever

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It's got great girth

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He's a Joker37712, that's a kind of airplane I guess

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BIG DICK SWINGING AROUND HERE