Jake Greenberg

University of Arizona '20

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

NJ is amazing.

If you’re working in NYC with any regularity, there’s a line of towns from Ridgewood to Westfield that are your standard nice commutable suburbs.

If you’re working five days a week in the city just move to Jersey City or Hoboken. Both absolutely fuck. Hoboken better for singles. JC for families. But both great.

Ridgewood - great downtown, conservative leaning
Montclair - great downtown, super liberal, interracial Wakanda
Livingston - Jewish Wakanda
Summit - solid downtown, banker dudes
Milburn/Short Hills - expensive, amazing schools, boring
Maplewood/South Orange - hip/cool/more affordable
Westfield - nice, Jersey shore north

All of those towns have little satellite towns on their perimeter that are super nice.

There’s a second ring of towns slightly farther out like Morristown and Pompton lakes that are nice, conservative leaning.

If you want amazing schools and have a savant child and don’t have to commute - Princeton

There’s a pocket of specific towns like A Teaneck/Englewood/Alpine where you never meet anyone who lives there but they’re very nice. I think they might be specific ethnicit wealthy enclaves but I’m not sure.

If you almost never have to commute it opens up the Jersey Shore which just ask me and I’ll post 9 tweets about.

[Jake Greenberg @JakeGreenberg3]

@Mike_kim714 It resembles a trophy. Like the one you will get this week.

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Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

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[Jake Greenberg @JakeGreenberg3]

@Mike_kim714 I’m in NJ. Just a ride a way.

I’d take my girlfriend. She acts like a kid.

Bless us!

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@Mike_kim714 Not representing Philly!

You got 2 extra tickets for Saturday? 15 mins from the course!

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@Mike_kim714 101

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@Mike_kim714 Hello

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@Mike_kim714 @Titleist Good luck rest of season. Wins ahead!

Would love myself a Palmer golf bag!

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Clubs not included unfortunately*
Still need those for my day job

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fairway (yellow) 😬

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@Mike_kim714 GL at the happy place

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@Mike_kim714 Do you have 2 extra U.S. Open tickets I can buy off you? 20 minutes from the place!

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