Jake Greenburg

Musician

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@Jasmindigo

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@Jasmindigo Dude

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@Jasmindigo You won’t!

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@Jasmindigo

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@Jasmindigo

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@Jasmindigo Also they’re so moist

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@Jasmindigo Rude

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I generally assume when my gps takes me a wildly different way home, it's for a reason
Tonight, that reason is to sit in unnecessary traffic

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Dr chim richalds

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How original..

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Recently discovered iced coffee

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Deltas 2017 slogan should read,

"But is it really worth it?"
Or
"Fuck you & your flying experience"

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Air conditioner. Broken.

Toilet. Broken.

Happy Fourth of July! The hottest holiday, where you eat bad and drink a lot.

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Tequila Neti Pot?

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Thank god my body remembered that I'm actually horribly allergic to everything. Wouldn't want to go a whole summer without a gut fulla snot!

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Was going to compose a tweet airing my grievances in regards to doing laundry, but twitters character count will not allow it

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That feeling when you get food poisoning to celebrate the one year anniversary of getting food poisoning

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A message to the spiders who hide in the door handle of my car: Stop it. Cut it out.

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Will my ten thousand hours still count towards mastering my instrument if it's spent in bars playing top 40?

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Who knew getting your beard trimmed in a truck behind a bar could be such a pleasant experience?