Jake Harris

Heating Engineer | Gas Safe registered

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@FireInSEAdm @3YearLetterman @footballindexer Sir, when was the last time you received a Gatorade bath?

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@footballindexer @3YearLetterman @FireInSEAdm

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@UncleSteveOG

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@Martina Nah I'm still against masks because they make any claims like this completely unfalsifiable.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@JimQuirkesq John, yore talking about a youth football coaching legend who'se fingers are so encumbered by championship rings that he struggles to turn door handles.

If that's "dumb" then I don't want to be smart.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@PeterTu90447906 @WhatTheForkAVFC It's a great album but I'm not sure how The Smiths are relevant here

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@Keir_Starmer Dear me, you're more pathetic than those "let us know how we did" emails pleading not to leave a bad review.

Reality check: You'll be remembered as one of the shittiest prime minsters we've ever had.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@IrenicCounselor @3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @GayNakedMen Sorry to hear yore No Fear tshirt has started to come apart at the seems after repeated washing

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@kraekerc @THEJaxEsq How many payments do you have left on yore waterbed, Colin?

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

In honor of America’s 250th birthday, here are 10 FACTS about America that make the Europoors punch the air

1. America is the oldest and greatest country on earth

2. Jesus was a great American who literally wrote the Bible

3. America invented freedom, electricity, air conditioning, the car, capitalism, voting, Christianity, and democracy

4. America singled-handedly won both world wars

5. America is undefeated in wars and even battles

6. America has won all of the world’s Super Bowl and SEC Championships

7. The US dollar is the most valuable currency in earth. $50k would make you a millionaire in London when you convert to pounds

8. America literally built the tallest man-made structure on Earth, the Statute of Liberty 🗽

9. Less than 20% of Europeans have internet access but all Americans do

10. America is now the premiere soccer power on earth and will almost certainly win the World Cup

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@LDNRom

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@Jvnior The nun can opt out if she chooses.

Hope that helps.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@3YearLetterman @PizzaRanch @montelljordan As a mark of respect I've just recreated the Boston Tea Party with a tea bag and a mug of boiling hot water (microwaved)

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@ShabanaMahmood Too little too late

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@mhmhmgood @RNCResearch I agree. It's completely idiotic. Imagine trying to get your stapler out of one of the drawers. You've got to lean right over the desk or get up and walk all the way round.

Totally impractical.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@CourtAnne1225 @3YearLetterman The camera must be really close for him to appear normal sized.

[Jake Harris @JakeHarris37863]

@owenjonesjourno I agree. You can usually spot these scrotes because their first instinct is to whataboutism when confronted with sexual violence caused by their group.