First son of the App

Well I’m sure that I could be a movie star if I could get out of this place…

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

A hero arises

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Holy fuck it’s been 2 years and people are still recycling the same tired talking points.

[KanekoaTheGreat @KanekoaTheGreat]

Dr. Anthony Fauci funded gain-of-function research at the Wuhan lab, lied to Congress about it, and now both the FBI & the Department of Energy have concluded that the coronavirus originated at the Wuhan lab.

Does that mean Dr. Anthony Fauci funded the development of COVID-19?

[debo @killmefam]

This works. Trust me

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

I’m not a nautical man but if I built a boat I would not put windows there

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

I found a song a year ago but was disappointed when I thought Spotify removed it. I had it ‘blocked’ this whole time. Spotify wouldn’t let me play a song cuz I blocked the SONG

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Love him or hate him this man KNOWS comedy

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Joey Bidenson CUCKED MID SPEECH!?!??! The only thing I can really say about this right now is ‘yikes’. But at least we got rid of the mean tweets, right?🤦‍♂️😂

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Jill Biden and Kamala’s husband… All I can say is yikes.

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

There is no series longer than 3 movies that is worth watching.

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Damn I thought this meant the stop of those shitty conservative Facebook memes being injected into my timeline. Now I think he means they’re gutting the guidelines for Twitter. A man can hope😞

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, Twitter will be broadly accepting of different values, rather than trying to impose its own specific values on the world

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Anyone playing that new hogwarts game will be marked and removed from my life. Really makes my skin crawl when someone likes Harry Potter.

[otto ☀︎ @ottoRothmund]

They're playing evangellion and Seinfeld at this restaurant

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Just remembered belly buttons fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Nick Offerman says he hasn’t played ‘THE LAST OF US’ due to how obsessed he became over playing Banjo-Kazooie.

(Source: @jimmykimmel)

[dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer]

I wasn't prepared to hear the game responsible for Nick Offerman's brief, but intense, video game addiction.

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

I’m about to be so annoying thanks to Ai and deepfakes. I’m not believing anything anyone says anymore. Global warming was saved by holograms. Kennedy’s assassination was filmed on a sound stage. Mount Rushmore is an inflatable balloon. From here on out, nothing is real

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Yo, if you’re a dipshit you should know this is fake. This guy just interviews actors at restaurants lol he resurfaces every couple months

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

VIDEO NOW BLOWING UP THE INTERNET; Pfizer director on camera saying they are “mutating" COVID-19 Virus to increase infectiousness. UNREAL!

"That is Not What We Say to the Public" …

"People Won’t Like That’ … ‘Don’t Tell Anyone"

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

Me and Joe hitting blinkers off the veto pen rn, wya?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

If Republicans try to cut Social Security or Medicare, I will use my veto pen to stop it.

[Navi @PlayerPhase]

@softwareangeI Woe, Squidward be upon ye

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

@jakelogan98 It’s hard not to some nights

[First son of the App @JakeHasThoughts]

It’s scary how true this is

[Woke Archive @WokeArchive]

It’s scary how true this is