Jake

Jake Hattendorf Parody Account (all tweets are parody and not affiliated with the real Jake Hattendorf)

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

I cannot truly believe the Pritzker is actually still in office

[Heinz @Snowmannequin]

bit of an epidemic of people who basically only work and exercise

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

I don’t think you love me but I could be wrong

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Wemby the first French guy I kinda like

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

I’d damn near kill for this bag rn

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

@jaegermedia1 Heavy squats

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

Ted Cruz spends $43,000/mo on food. $1,400/day. When he's not sending your kids to die for Israel he just eats and drinks 24/7. Just a big fat bitch of a man.

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Can somebody tell @tedcruz to STFU nobody cares what you’ve ever had to say bro

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Please do not send me your link tree I respect myself

[Paratrooper Brady @paratroopbrady]

Everyone ignore the ships with these BS viruses on them and put all your attention on the Disney ship that had 27 employees arrested for child pornography.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Nick’s movement is a personality cult built around outrage, ego, and attention-seeking. I want no part of it.

The Epstein cabal has pitted us against each other, stripped away our sovereignty, and buried the country in debt.

We need to take our country back.

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Hey fuck this loser!!!!! Make him feel more unsafe if you’re in the box elder county

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

A Box Elder County commissioner is speaking out and crying crocodile tears after people protested in front of his house. He should’ve thought about this before he betrayed his community & voted to approve the biggest data center in the world. Zero sympathy for corrupt officials.

[Sam Parker 🇺🇸🧯 @BasedSamParker]

Imagine a building a half-mile wide. Now imagine that building stretches from Seattle to Portland. That's what they're gonna build in Utah. Utahns showed up in droves to oppose it. The 3-man county commission passed it anyway. This is "democracy." Lol

I don't normally advocate violence, but they're making it VERY difficult here.

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

WR & DB scuffling 40yds away from the football.

[The Patriot Voice @TPV_John]

Y’all just want to sneak Digital ID provisions and framework into this bill…

We see what’s going on, we aren’t stupid.

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

I can’t stand small talk nobodies real

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

What’s happening in Ireland needs to happen world wide

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

We should be taking to the streets but you all brainwashed by TikTok

[Benonwine @benonwine]

The World Economic Forum has openly admitted what many suspected all along: the COVID-19 pandemic was used as a test to measure how willing the public would be to comply with their long-term vision for the planet.
Lockdowns, mandates, travel restrictions, and digital tracking weren’t just emergency measures, they became a real-world experiment in obedience, authority, and behavioral control.
Now that the admission is out in the open, people are asking hard questions about consent, accountability, and how far global institutions believe they can push societies during a “crisis.”
If COVID was the test run, what does that mean for the future?

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Here we go with TMZ giving more losers a platform

[TMZ @TMZ]

👀 Hunter Biden wants a cage match with Donald Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr.

Credit: Instagram / channel5

[Jake @JakeHattendorf]

Oooooorrrr we push bill gates off a bridge into rough and icy waters. I like that better

[Stern Drew @SternDrewCrypto]

🚨 BILL GATES DEMANDS EVERY AMERICAN BE SCANNED TO "PARTICIPATE" IN THE ECONOMY

Bill Gates just came out and said it plainly. He is calling for biometric identification for all Americans. Why? So you can "fully participate with the economy."

No face scan, no iris read, no vein map? Then you are locked out. No buying, no selling, no living.

At the same time he is rolling out "Digital Public Infrastructure" to "connect society" and supposedly combat climate change. Nice words for what it really is: a total surveillance grid where every transaction, every movement, and every thought can be tracked, scored, and controlled in the name of saving the planet.

This is not help. This is the final lockdown. Your body becomes the password. Your compliance becomes the only way to survive.

They want you fully digitized, fully monitored, and fully owned.

But a quiet resistance is rising. People are building sovereign tools to keep your data, your identity, and your future in your own hands.

Stay awake. Stay sovereign.

The Resistance is Here: @DNAOnChain