Dr. Jake Helms

Doctor of Chiropractic. Head writer for @grgriffinsnest . Constantly questioning the establishment. Hockey is fun #LGRW #GoGRG @dr_helms_DC

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Some nights it helps to be a little bit lucky
#GVSUBass #GVBass #Biggin #Humminbird #Quantum #CostaDelMar #StrikeKing

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Not giving up the farm for a cow on the way to the butcher

Destined to get bodied by *take your pick* in the first round at best

But Boston is dead so one less hurdle in the future
#LGRW

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Landslide Victory

Proud is an understatement

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47!!

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America.
Is.
BACK!!!

#MAGA2024

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The weekly tradition of wanting everyone responsible for Michigan football to have their key card not work on Monday continues

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Kyle McCord wouldn’t have tried to run it

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JD Vance is a stone cold assassin
It’s beautiful

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Trump: “I’m talking…..sound familiar”

Kamala:

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The greatest picture ever taken

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THEY ARE ARGUING GOLF HANDICAPS

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Lol @ Canada

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Why draft a defensive player when you can’t tackle anymore?

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But this still sucks

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Now that the dust has stopped rising (hasn’t settled yet)

Detroit was supposed to finish 7th in the Atlantic

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I’m sad
#LGRW

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Big win

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Ronna McDaniel should have resigned on stage when Vivek asked her to

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My toxic trait is believing the Lions can overcome the Chiefs AND the NFL in the Super Bowl
#AllGrit

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

HERE FOR IT

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

Kamala is in charge of AI policy right now. In a debate, I’d challenger her to see if she can spell “AI.”

I’d bet on the same blank stare I got from Nikki when I asked her to name 3 provinces in eastern Ukraine.

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DOWN THE FIELD AGAIN, A LIONS (PLAYOFF) VICTORY!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO LIIIIIOOOONNSS

Same time next week?
#AllGrit