jake

what’s your name, what you had, reach for the lasers, safe as fuck

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

Zlatan absolutely clears Henry in technical ability

[Cleverly 💐 @Cleverlydey4u]

Henry and Zlatan juggling the ball with skills… they’ve still got it 😂

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

1 shot and 20% possession in a champions league final

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

PSG: ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal: ✅❌✅✅❌

Gabriel blasts it over the bar.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@sspencerukk @PeterDrfc

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

🤣🤣 West Ham fans are RATTLED with that

[Curtis Woodhouse BEM @curtiswoodhous8]

At least the West Ham fans got what they wanted, they got to play the famous West Ham way. Winning European cups under Moyes is crap! The West Ham way is what they wanted. Blowing bubbles, pie and liquor, relegation. The West Ham way. Tin pot club, embarrassing fan base 🤝✅

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@matthayesthfc Nah, good shot stopper that’s about it, his distribution needs a lot of work.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@da_gr8_immanuel @SpursArmyTweets It’s a joke buddy, relax.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@da_gr8_immanuel @SpursArmyTweets The devil works hard, but Romero haters work harder.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

Games gone

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🔋🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: The ball for the 2026 World Cup needs to be plugged in and charged before kick off.

• The balls have a sensor that tracks its precise location every time that it's touched.

• For the 2022 World Cup, the sensor hanged in wires inside the ball, but now it's part of one of the balls panels.

• The data is paired with 12 cameras around the stadiums to track the precise location of the ball and every player 50 times every second.

• This data is transmitted live to VAR, and will be used to determine goal line technology and offsides.

• The sensor is extremely lightweight, unnoticeable for the players, and the battery lasts for up to 6 hours.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@Jamie17963 @SpursArmyTweets Are you being deliberately thick?

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

If I was a Spurs fan, I would simply move to the most remote place on Earth and pretend to have never heard of Tottenham Hotspur FC on the rare occasions I ever encounter another human being

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

The atmosphere in the ground on Sunday if we go down will be extraordinary #thfc

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@The_Forty_Four @PeterDrfc

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@SimplyWolves @AyWeWolves83 Are you deliberately thick? The country you’re born in determines your nationality.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@NorthlanderF @fifi_dontsackme @Wolves Why do you have such a problem with skin colour my mate?

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@kitten_beans @RSSumb @Lane2ralphlane Get a job you clown.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@NorthlanderF @Wolves Born in Wolverhampton, so that means he’s English, that’s how it works clever clogs.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

@CSGinnungagap @Steve_Laws_ Born and raised in Wolverhampton you clown.

[jake @JakeHolyhead]

Silly cunt

[Jayda Fransen @JaydaBF]

@Number10cat He is Indian, Kenyan born in England.

I’m English, Dutch, Irish born in England.

If I had been born in China, would you be calling me Chinese?