Jake "JP" Porter

6’1 | 2.7 GPA | Bag enthusiast | Avid degen | 4.2 Handicap | Adderall abuser | 773 Chess elo | Professional pony bettor |

[Jake "JP" Porter @JakeJPPorter]

They never expect the uno reverse card…

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@George__Crump Washing machine, air dry

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@mikeyalstott

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They are lying to you #bapple

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@mikeyalstott #Eliminate

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@CalebFilliams He should be #ashamed

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@McInnispicks So true…

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@McInnispicks Gay, not the reason you should dislike Rory

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Hitting the stopping ground before I graduate (don’t mind the black girl, not typical around these parts) #masters

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@5149jamesli Fag

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“A tradition unlike any other” #Masters

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What happened to the tournament I loved… #nuke

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@38Olatins @toddspitzy

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“Release the hawktini files while he’s on a Twitter detox” #ImBack #CantFindTheVid

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@toddspitzy

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@NjaySheer #BallKnower

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This one’s for #Tiger

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@emmma_camp_ Goyslop

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Does your bar have an excel sheet for its selection? No, didn’t think so #MarchMadness #BenShapiro

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@MSU_WGolf Girl to the right, she definitely has cake am I right?…

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@TimothyJones92 Anything but an ounce of self accountability