Jacoby Strawberry

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@SportsSciJacob What’s your unit total on NBA props this season?

[Noah Teague @noah_teague1]

Once again former NC State receiver Torry Holt is a finalist for the NFL Hall of Fame.

- 13,382 yards
- 920 receptions
- 74 TDs
- Super Bowl champion
- 2000s All-Decade team
- 7x Pro Bowler
- 6 straight seasons with 1300+ yards

A Canton-worthy resume.

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

Old Spice really thought an allusion to a teenager masturbating was gonna be hilarious, didn’t they.

I guess it’s better than the eczema commercials. 🤮

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

South Carolina scores a TD to extend its lead over No. 3 Texas A&M (it's now 30-3 at halftime) and then deals with a shoulder check from a Texas state trooper. 🏈 👮‍♂️ #CFB

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

That College Station Trooper better get in trouble. Bumped into 2 college athletes on purpose and then yelled at them. Inexcusable.

[TVJones @StooliePicks]

What the fuck is going on in the World Series rn.

Why the fuck am I watching a Jonas brothers concert in the 5th inning of the World Series

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@flippin_2 I immediately said “put the team on his back doe”

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@JohnLaghezza John I love the substack. Had an amazing summer based off your base-hitter projections. I love the MAX projections. Anyway we could get the MAX a day in advanced? I have no idea what goes into it, just curious.

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@ChelsaMessinger #thankschelsa

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@JediModi that CLV on Ladd is absolutely insane. #thanksMatt

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@toastsams13 I missed this tweet where you disavowed your own system lol. No big deal though, it's apart of a $10 donkey parlay. Just having fun, like Sauce says.

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

That’s a great win man! It’s completely fine to hate on Dave when warranted, but you gotta give him his flowers when it’s deserved.

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

Remember last year when they sent Grayson’s helmet 20 feet in the air and then returned the ball for a TD while he lie unconscious. And everything was cool? Fuck that

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

Justice. 🐺

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

Least it’s early. 🤷‍♂️

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@kylekirms Hilarious. Over here screaming at the announcers game 1, week 0. God bless college football

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@toastsams13 watching all the favorites win tonight I had to hit the "Congrats World" slogan. Also that needs to be a T-shirt. Just sayin. @kylekirms

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

@StooliePicks top tier scouting report on Julio! DM me your venmo, I’ll buy ya a beer for that one. 🍻

[Jacoby Strawberry @JakeJams_Vol3]

When you lie on your resume and have to make a spreadsheet on your 2nd day. #GTHC