Jake Jeppesen

Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. snap: zukamiku

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

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@ModernWarzone I’m gonna give it a couple months. I want the story line but I don’t know about that for $60-$70USD

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@AverageJoeWo Verdansk. The bunkers and their fights, the stadium Easter egg, the strategy of high ground, all of it was perfect.

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@taytoebeans First off, you are completely valid in your feelings. This is gonna be a hard transition for your mom, but guess what. You need to do WHATEVER it takes to keep yourself stable and comfortable.
Secondly, friends are the family that you choose. :)

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@elonmusk Can you make an anticonstipation drug and name it Teslax?

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@NoContextHumans Nicolas cage movie with the fuck’n bees… Jesus h. I’ve never recovered from the knee scene.

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@NoContextHumans Yeah? You fucking like that you little whore? Mmm you’re such a nasty little slut. Extra pickles too.

[Alan 🧸 @AlanWhos]

@ayeejuju

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@ImperialJedi Can’t you get paid back for having your flights delayed? Is that a thing? Lol

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@Marvel @DisneyPlus Fuck’n give it a rest boys… how can anyone watch all of these movies by now.

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@infidelatheist @jpdjt You really need the full context. What’s the rest of the story?

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Can someone with a podcast get @AdamRichman on and ask how he shit after each challenge?

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@BrandonPahler @danielcronauer Can I get a basic fuel-cost? I love this kind of thing and want to do this one day lol

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@ryan_reeper000 @HumansNoContext It will be by the time I’m done with you

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@MattWallace888 Three unrelated images huh? Makes sense?

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@n4hpg @DeptofDefense @USArmy Probably with guns, you stupid fuck

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

what a flex

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

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@taytoebeans @NoContextHumans Fuck. I’mma go ahead and apologize

[Jake Jeppesen @JakeJeppesen]

@taytoebeans @NoContextHumans Could’ve been the asshole-oil-painting next to ya.