Jake

[Collin Rutherford @collin_ruth89]

Few teenagers selling golf balls from their backyard for $2 each

Love seeing kids get into entrepreneurship

I bought 8 balls but they didn't charge me sales tax

Called the cops and had them arrested for tax evasion

Gotta learn about Uncle Sam at some point

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

showing my 14-hour-old son michael penix jr. highlights in the hospital

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Ichiro

That guy rocked.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

I wanna see Roger Goodell try to tackle Derrick Henry or take a hit from Micah Parsons

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

I’ve seen enough, get him into congress

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

My childhood dream

[mariana Z @mariana057]

There's no way everybody was kung fu fighting.

[Dave “Softy” Mahler @Softykjr]

If you want the Seahawks to wear these in the Super Bowl, sign the petition..aka repost. 10k reposts and it's a 90% chance it happens

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Ok, this is funny 🤣

[🅱️🚂 @blakecowellx]

Three day work week

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance

[Russell Hartness @RussellHartness]

Reigning Platinum Glove Winner, Cal Raleigh was not nominated for 2025 Gold Glove
This is no insult to Cal
It is an insult to the award
Cant take the gold glove seriously anymore
1st - 1,072 inning caught
1st - 17,329 pitches caught
1st - 0 passed balls
@Mariners @RawlingsSports

[Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_]

#Mariners over here riding an Etsy Witch and a human Salmon named "Humpy" to historic heights.

[Serenity @HiImSerenity]

3 days rest. Entire pitching staff dead. 6 innings of 1 run ball in Game 1.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Best vibes on the planet. #SeizeTheMoment

[rat king fan Robert Orr @NotTheBobbyOrr]

FOX BOOTH: you can’t just throw sliders every pitch

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH: got the batter perfectly set up for the fastball now, definitely

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

BOOTH (through tears): please. that’s enough

MARINERS PITCHER: [slider]

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

ADD ONE TO THE COLLECTION

[H (Sydney Sox fan) @RedSoxYapper]

Me liking every tweet bashing the Yankees in the ALDS

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

AARON JUDGE WITH A CRAZY RELAY TO GET VARSHO OUT AT SECOND BASE 🔥🔥🔥