Let’s Find Humphrey

Civil litigator. Proud Hawkeye. Texas Law. ATX. 🤘

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

Humphrey info: Grey and white neutered male cat. Last seen April 8, 2022 in Hardrock Canyon apartments, northwest Austin TX. Jollyville between Braker and Great Hills. $500 reward for safe return, $50 for confirmed photo #findhumphrey #catsofaustin

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@slenarz @mjjmorales @RepJackKimble He don’t need no education

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@vintagegalholly I’m so sorry for your loss

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

Imagine not being a paid shill and realizing that you’re just so naturally dumb that a country that “sucks donkey balls” is amplifying you under the table #TimPool

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

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Putin is a scumbag, Russia sucks donkey balls

And to the journalists who wish to jump the gun, create their own narrative, or lie about what is currently going on,

you can eat my irish ass

(corrected)

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@19eightytwomatt @prossdocimo I don’t think the 4th largest city gets to brag about being 3rd best at something

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@amityfranksilva @t_f_bow @BadLegalTakes Yes, they are.

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@J_Dot_J I’m a naturally shy person and cold calls were uncomfortable. My card would have been red at all times. But being called on also helped me get over that feeling and be comfortable arguing off the cuff. Prob not a universal experience, but I feel like it helped me.

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@mtracey Hey Michael, it seems like you have this idea that being smart means just reflexively taking the opposite of whatever the liberal/mainstream position is because of high minded ideals or whatever. And it really doesn’t. It just makes you say a lot of stupid shit.

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@baseballcrank Do you disagree with the holding of Bob Jones University v. United States?

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@MikeParliament @OrinKerr @imillhiser The issue isn’t trump-appointed vs not, it’s that this specific judge went way outside of the law and her authority to protect trump in an earlier part of the litigation and had to be shredded by the court of appeals for it

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@SWHesq Probably thinking of the Brady bill

[Matt Ford @fordm]

It’s insane that the national Adderall shortage is getting this bad. Not seeing any real sense of urgency to fix it from manufacturers or regulators. I’ve only seen one (1) elected official mention it.

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@AttyTMD @RMFifthCircuit It’s worse than that…he seems to agree that it’s objectively unreasonable and he reversed because the brief didn’t say the right words

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@davidcharns Do you have a link to the complaint? I’ve always wondered if there’s a reason articles about lawsuits usually don’t include a link to the docs

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@jillsman @Katarific2010 @TheDUIGuyPlus Thank you, I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second. I’m not even versed in the case, but seeing a lawyer claim that a damning factual admission came from an amicus brief threw me for a loop

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@TheDUIGuyPlus Why would a factual admission come out in an amicus brief?

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@RGE_McC No :( I still check every day but I haven’t had a single sighting of him since he went missing

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@doxie53 I am so sorry

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@wraithfodder @HoustonChron @RASchuetz @egconley It's not a fine. Every time you file a lawsuit in TX you have to state "$250k or less", "more than $250k but less than $1MM", or "More than $1mm". It's required by the rules, so every lawsuit for less than $250k will include the $250k thing.

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

@ejleatherwood I appreciate that more than you know. I wish I could organize a search party but I don't even know where to search at this point

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

Another Humphrey Doppelgänger tonight. When I finally #findhumphrey I’ll have to post a collage of all the almost-Humphrey cats we’ve found looking for him

[Let’s Find Humphrey @JakeJohnATX]

Day 65 of posting pictures of my cat until I find him and bring him home #austinlostandfoundpets #atx #help #lostcatsoftexas #lostcatstexas #lostpet #missing #arboretum #Austin #findhumphrey #catsoftwitter