Jake Johnson

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

@bripic82 @wizkhalifa Done

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

@bripic82 Yeah when you have it

[Samantha Rangel @Samrangel242]

You’re ugly ass home made cookie pregnancy announcement is the most cringy thing I’ve ever seen

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

When consuming shredded cheese alway place yourself over the sink or trash

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

Tired enough I just put change in my bong instead of my change jar

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

A kid with a mushroom cut do a sick wheelie on a razor scooter he's my new hero

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

@panerabread I think you forgot something in this steak and white cheddar sandwich

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson2118]

Rules of the road don't apply until after 6