“Santa Claus is real.”
“No, he’s not.”
“Yes he is, I've seen him.”
“You've seen him?”
“Yes.”
“You've seen a sleigh with eight tiny reindeer that's crewed by the elves, and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down?”
“No.”
“No.”
“But I have seen a sleigh with reindeer.”
“Oh, and no sleigh that's not crewed by the elves and captained by a man so jolly that Heaven itself sent him back down could possibly have reindeer, therefore couldn't possibly be any other sleigh than Santa’s. Is that what you're telling me?”
“No.”
“Like I said, there's no real Santa that can deliver the presents.”
Pittsburgh Bound.
Need some Primanti Bros. & pierogies immediately upon entry.
Terrible Towels will be waved.
Renegade will be blasted.
I’m here for the full experience.
Let’s do this Steel City.
This is a video from Bumpy Johnson III in Aliquippa. Just happened overnight.
This is how you help.
This is what you do.
This is springing into action.
Good on all these guys. Look what they did after a Pennsylvania State Trooper was shot in the leg.
Great job, guys.