Jake Wolkan

I'm Jake. And yes, I wear khakis.

Frequent guest on @ClockShelves podcasts.

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin You are the last person who should be getting banned from Pitt accounts 😂

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin 😂😂😂

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

Not even lowkey for me 😂

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Lowkey wanna see AI crash the same way NFTs did 😭

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

@mountaindew did we just become best friends??

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[Rep. Yvette D. Clarke @RepYvetteClarke]

No shit.

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@BradGalli @wxyzdetroit I hope you kept that “Brad news travels fast” poster 😂

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

Yep! At this point it’s not to lose weight, but to keep additional pounds away 😂😭

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin Tattoo first 😛

[Cancer Gets Lost @CancerGetsLOST]

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📢 Signal boost? Thx!

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin Well now you have to go! Not a fan of needles?

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin I’ll be first in line when you decide to write a book on these adventures 😂

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@BrianJNBA @_pariya_ With 10 seasons and 2 spinoffs minimum!

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@TeamSupernovaFB I wish I coukd have been there when THE supernova guy finally got his hands on, and drank, a supernova 😂

[Little Caesars Pizza @littlecaesars]

if ur reading this on ur commute home, get pizza

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

It is a little after the one year anniversary of @BradGalli breaking the horn at LCA and he is here talking with Mickey Redmond. Hands off the horn today, Brad! #LGRW

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin Always works for me and I’m as healthy as an ox! (I say as I slam back my daily energy drink)

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

Didn’t miss a step. Welcome back @scrubsabc #scrubs @zachbraff @VDOOZER

[Jake Wolkan @JakeLCE]

@Iilithsternin Now that’s a deep cut 😂