Jake Lesher

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

@SoundCloud Wow. It’s amazing how much effort you put into this. You must have the world’s best design team.

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

Wow! cnbc10home . com

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

Oh yeah... Twitter. Forgot about you.

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

@jeharrington worry not! You fit into at least 4 of my 5 criteria. haha

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

Let's try twitter again. Adios comedians and pro-tweeters. Hello NYC, intellectuals, friends, athiests, and artists.

[3RD WARD @3rdWardBrooklyn]

An astute thesis about BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, from our very own blog editor, Ben! Argument + evidence: http://t.co/IIrpYXdl

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

“@jeharrington: I'm at Sotheby's (1334 York Ave, at 72nd St, New York) http://t.co/ZZrAfXbA” crozier screwing over union art movers. :(

[Daily Atheism @AtheistQ]

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."

-Albert Einstein

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

Logic question of the day: If a Polish person doesn't smoke, are they still Polish? #greenpoint

[HuffPostCulture @HuffPostArts]

Picasso, Matisse, Modigliani, Leger, Braque paintings likely destroyed by garbage truck http://t.co/40Z11vs9

[Verifried Drunk™®© @VerifiedDrunk]

A representative from AT&T was scheduled to be a pall bearer for Steve Job’s funeral, but relatives were too afraid they’d drop the casket.

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

My girlfriend just told me that 3 years ago she made out with @JudahWorldChamp ! I subsequently railed the shit out of her.

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

If you recline the drivers side seat in your car it activates an option that lets you go up to 65mph between red lights.

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

RIP @djmehdimusic One of the sickest DJs around.

[Bill Mc7 @BillMc7]

I bet when Jesus saw a woman drink a lot of water he would turn it into wine in her stomach and then have his way with her.

[Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science @rdfrs]

Understanding Evolution: 17 Misconceptions and Their Responses - Kyle Hill - Science-Based Life http://t.co/oDpUFiO

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

Thanks to Rain Storm #Irene we now have the most gaddamn beautiful day ever! Who's working? Not me!!

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

We all gonna die!!! #nycquake

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

You win this round, fitted sheets. #ifeeldumb

[Jake Lesher @JakeLesher]

@jeharrington look what just showed up at the shop http://t.co/kIotpx1