Jake Lindner

sorry for the mean things i said when i was right

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

posting my Letterboxd top 4 because i want a pinned tweet and it shows you who i am a lil

HM include: Mean Girls, Project Hail Mary, [insert Emma Stone movie] & Uncut Gems

[⋆. 𐙚˚࿔ 𝓔𝓵𝓵𝓪 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @pocket_doll]

Guy asked if I wanted to make out after a first date like woah buddy let’s start with a blowjob in your car first and then work our way up

#nsfwtwt

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zara Larsson will be performing at Coachella next year.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

ADÉLA will be performing at Coachella next year.

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

COACHELLA LINEUP IS INSANE BYEEE

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annoying living in a part of the country that’s xenophobic to Muslims .. like.. have you NEVER met a hungry Arab during Ramadan??? they be the funniest mfer’s on earth 😭

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

i call my mom to tell her about my dreams cause no one else in my family has them

[sam @htxsamjs]

Instagram “suggested for you” and it’s the girl who works at the front desk of my gym that I have 0 mutuals with

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someone being a nicki fan in 2026 is so funny to me skhdjsj

[Charmy🪡 (fan account) @imcharm_]

yall hate to admit it but cardi b drove her insane

[🧩 @crackgalore]

This is genuinely sending the fuck out of me

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

everyone always thinks i’m 19-21 which is tea asf when i’m 27

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

i … agree

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

in the entirety of my conscious years i’ve never sneezed anywhere but my elbow .. like. how do people do hands or open air that’s crazyy

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Texas forever.

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

i did end up voting for gina hinajosa instead of leaving it blank , Latina baddie governor of Texas sounded more entertaining

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guy at the polling place asked if i was democrat or republican & i said i was verse

[Petty Images @beyonce_killah]

The republicans being elephants…oh Nicki….

[Jake Lindner @JakeLindner]

how are you gonna act immature af then get mad i’m not into that

[skooks @skooookum]

Autistic guy at my CVS got really excited I was purchasing Almond Mounds. Apparently his favorite candy bar. He let me take it for free as “a tip” for being a great customer. I asked him if he would get in trouble for doing that and he’s like yeah they get mad at me for giving stuff away every day