Jake Lipson

Slowly letting my phone screen become fully shattered in an attempt to reduce my social media consumption

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Team USA is planning to start all-time leading scorer Kevin Durant vs. France in Saturday's Gold Medal game at the Paris Olympics, per sources. Jrue Holiday is expected to come off the USA bench.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

What we're living through politically is the result of decades of plundering the wealth of this and other nations while keeping voters in line with cheap shit and fear of the other guy rather than any real feeling of investment in society or hope of a future with room for them.

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Emma Stone saying “fuck Celebrity Jeopardy!” is the most queen shit to me

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

off the top of my head you're looking at a boski, a jim brown, two jethros, a miss daisy, a leon spinx. not to mention the biggest ella fitzgerald, EVER.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

This is so rad.

Ever wonder who the voice was behind your favorite School House Rock songs?

Meet Jack Sheldon performing a live rendition of Conjunction Junction.

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

Inaugural sports tweet: if you wanna know how being a Suns fan is going, I’m currently watching a livestream of Sonic the Hedgehog on TikTok

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

@AlexWearsPrada I’m adrift at sea right now

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

What just happened

[Katie Duiven @katieduiven]

what just happened

[April Pollock @AprilFoolzzz]

what just happened

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

Good thing the speed force is at the Oscars tonight bc Chris Rock is gonna need it

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

Having a cat is just 8 hours a day of me workshopping my take on the bing bong joe byron tiktok in front of her and getting absolutely scathing reviews every time

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

I have a loose idea for a TikTok that involves Guns N’ Roses’ Paradise City and Roku City and maybe also the HBO Max app crashing repeatedly. Is this anything? Can someone do something with this for me?

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

🤦‍♂️it's literally an extra on the disk so now I feel dumb but my heart was in the right place

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

Okay amazing but also when is Criterion releasing their edition of ORIGINAL CAST ALBUM: CO-OP?

[Criterion Collection @Criterion]

D. A. Pennebaker's ORIGINAL CAST ALBUM: COMPANY (1970), the holy grail for both documentary and theater aficionados, offers a tantalizingly rare glimpse behind the Broadway curtain. https://t.co/tPfkZcefU8

[diurnal moth fan @Jess_D_Ripper]

😭😭😭

[Jake Lipson @JakeLipson]

I, for one, can’t wait until I no longer have to pretend like Tom Brady’s above-average performances with great teams offsets how uninteresting and unlikable he is. See you in 5 years.

[Liliana soto @LilianaSotoAZ]

'Full Disclosure' shows Arizona needs monumental not incremental police reform https://t.co/qvJP7r7oXn

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

I'm choosing to be thoroughly amused by this.