Step-Dad Material

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

When I pay twenty bucks for a physical I expect to get a little hand action... #YCoverheard #ipayedsixty😕 #cough cough

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

Just hit five hundred miles on the trip and thought I would get with the festivities HIMYM style. #i♥️proclaimers

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

On my way to York bumpin' to Jason Derulo #ridin'solo #dedicatedto@McKitrickWalker

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

Looks like we have a winner! #mangotango

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

The only thing tougher than getting your shots is trying to pick what sucker you want...😳 #thestruggleisreal

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

You know I am starting to think warning labels might not just be on products to take up space... #wishiwould'vereadthat #maybenexttime #lols

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@CoachMiller24 we shall!!

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@notoriousCboogi Man how did you get so many pics of me sleeping lol

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@CoachMiller24 @chiddybang bro!!!! Chiddybang liked a tweet you mentioned me in😱 #goals

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

"All guys want are fat chicks, that can get it "- Josee Scott @ScottJosee

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@S_kimmey I had a feeling😂

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@S_kimmey let me guess... Panty Palooza 😂
#don'task

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@reIaxingIy @S_kimmey That is a pretty specific price...

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

@BryceTy182 @TuckerCollin @JordonGrace Ignore those two, they're just "Kid"ding around😊

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

Just got a package deal from US Cellular. Bought one phone, got one free specifically for Pizza Hut Delivery.
#BerksextravagantLifeStyle

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

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[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

I wonder if Crispy Cream delivers? #questionsthatiponderwheniponder

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

#KeepPounding! I’m taking the Panthers to win Super Bowl 50. #SBVote @SportsCenter https://t.co/U0OU1XATRU

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

It's official! I am naming my first child Tortilla Jackson!

[Step-Dad Material @JakeLohrenz]

Thanks to Josh Bertey, I now possess two of the 3 pieces needed to become a stepdad.
#dadbodcheck
##1stepdadcupcheck