Jake

beat the books | baseball | Justin Steele supporter (follows me on Twitter) | Don’t just bet MLB | go halos | don’t take me serious. no such thing as a lock

[Jake @JakeMLB31]

MLB Future‼️

Mariners to win division +275 1 unit
Mariners WS +2200 0.5 units

can’t help myself with this one

whole division got worse, best rotation in baseball with 2 Cy young candidates. Miller and Woo can both easily pitch under a 3.8 ERA as 4 and 5 pitchers

Adding garver and, Ty France spending all offseason at driveline should help the lineup immensely

it’s gotta be their year.

[Jake @JakeMLB31]

No one knows I went 0-7 yesterday

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I just had sex with a prostitute. I feel disgusting. Is this normal? Any tips on how to avoid this moral hungover? I have tried reading Nietzsche but it hasn’t helped.

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Hey

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where the greasy guys who used to stay up til 3 am in 2021 summer talking ball in the spaces

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@Sobolslam get GROYPED

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How cool would it be if the Jews would start a war on egirls instead of Shia Muslims

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I love everyone

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@BoomersBetz Hello

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if I still had motion I would lead an incel revolution and crush all simps and Egirls on this app

Gotta get on a hot streak to make the vision physical

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https://t.co/nB8T8Jeozw

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someone fire up a space

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@BoomersBetz Nope

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@FSUmollz put some fucking clothes on

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MJMA rolls off the tongue too well

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@JakeMLB31 MAKE JAKEMLB MOTIONAL AGAIN

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way too many Egirls on gambling twitter. Let’s throw em in burkas already and make them shut the fuck up

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Hi

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@Ovius_Cod I would just kill myself already

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yeah im still retired, felt good to be back for a couple days tho

[Jake @JakeMLB31]

@boith00 I think it all got fucked up when I got my account restored, used to have 9k followers as well

[Jake @JakeMLB31]

Spark notes on what teams got better and worse?

will place my futures according to this so please take it seriously;)

[Jake @JakeMLB31]

I retired so hard I literally couldn’t tell you a single MLB offseason transaction