Jake Marisnick Stan

Jake Marisnick is the best player in MLB history.

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@elmagoupdates Could be way off on this, but I believe he’s playing through something potentially.

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Brendan Miller and Sarah Weinstein are having an affair with Jake Marisnick.

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@CubsRelated Marisnick should’ve started the game. Bench is now depleted.

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@TheBlogfines Best outfielder on the team by far.

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@CubsRelated I like Jake Marisnick’s penis.